christopher

welcome to my twitter page. i hope you enjoy your stay. he/him

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

I am sorry if I got ragebaited and you all witnessed an incredibly meaningless argument on twitter dot com. It will happen again.

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@penandjen You’re talking like the oil tanker that for some reason drives across the road and off a cliff for seemingly no reason

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

My toxic trait is that I think I’d be the car that makes it past the giant spinning hammer over a pit of lava

[rein @reinchiro]

Can any car survive this brutal giant hammer obstacle?

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@oeufs_brouilles @caitlin_mmm I’m sorry I’m not her

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@caitlin_mmm Listen,

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

Just had a recruiter end a job interview with "now hang on, I need to take a screenshot so we can verify you're real" because they've had such an epidemic of people use AI bots to do the interview for them lmao

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

As much as I’m in favor of creating new artificial reefs, the subtext of Trump *literally* sinking the United States is so overt it’s hard to even call it subtext

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The S.S. United States has begun its journey to the ocean floor to become an artificial reef. Watch the livestream. https://t.co/5877Mf8p6L

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@goddammitsarah @oeufs_brouilles Like, even if we ignore the inherent issues with AI, why the fuck aren’t you double checking it at the very least?

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@reeedbot @NillaWants Peppermint bark >>>>>>>>> candy canes

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@goddammitsarah Adding this to my hinge profile

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@dualipamoder Are you saying that guy only allowed to date WNBA players?

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

This makes no cents

[MOTHERFUCKER UNLIMITED @mfunltd]

I dated a girl who just threw all her change in the garbage

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@wrinklefreelee That doesn’t help me because I didn’t listen to those songs either

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@facetedcarapace I voted for this!

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@penandjen Yeehaw

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

Guy who has taken nothing but Ls since 2013. Almost impressive how bad he is.

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@EvilMopacATX @JManziel2 And another one

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@GianmarcoSoresi I assume the kid meant CPR when he said “have you tried breathing on it?” but in my head I’m picturing it like blowing the dust out of a Nintendo 64 cartridge

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@KAM4Texas Bookmarking to make fun of you later

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@bnzchr @xenocosmography They tried putting Elon in charge but he just dismantled the state lol

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@SpadeLovelight In 6th grade I was failing nearly all my classes with 0s on a lot of my homework because, although I did the homework (and did good on them!) I just forgot to turn the papers in.

In hindsight, I don’t know how my parents were surprised when I was later diagnosed with ADHD