christopher

welcome to my twitter page. i hope you enjoy your stay. he/him

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

I am sorry if I got ragebaited and you all witnessed an incredibly meaningless argument on twitter dot com. It will happen again.

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@orksnork That’s the plan yeah. First thought was to try to get something underneath to elevate it a bit more but otherwise leave it where it is - but felt like that was too much of a risk

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

Because the recent duck and hawk pictures have loosely put me onto bird twitter, I figured this might be the place to ask, does anyone have a suggestion on how to elevate these pots?

Dog hasn’t noticed it yet but she certainly will once they hatch and that’ll be a problem

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@penandjen

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@BannedKirby 👀 damn who is she

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

Minor update: identified these as Song Sparrow eggs. Going to try to put up a little fence around it tomorrow to keep them safe

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

In today’s divisive political environment where we can’t trust our own eyes due to AI, we must consult the experts. @mtracey is this assault?

[CODEPINK @codepink]

Nobody hit her.

Instead of answering for the war crimes she supports, this AIPAC-funded congresswoman continues to lie about activists.

[Merrick 🦂 @punishedmother]

I knew my long standing soft spot for Hunter Biden was justified

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@HunterBiden @crustyjebb @alx If you were allowed to be posting in 2024, your dad would be president right now

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

We elected the wrong Biden

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@SmogmaStein @JakedChinatown On the one hand, yes he would. On the other hand, you’re giving him too much credit if you think he knew a single word more than “Born in the USA, I was born in the USA”

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@alittlevillainy @electrolemon Why is my lobster too buttery

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@a22kay @offbeatorbit Exactly. Like in 6th grade (2005) I could get away with lying about my grades until report cards went out - do not recommend this though 😂

By high school this was simply not possible

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@penandjen He called yesterday asking for his job back and his boss was like ?????

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@penandjen Had a similar story where a coworker quit a few weeks ago by just completely ghosting us and wouldn’t even answer calls or texts of where he was. We were about to like file a missing persons report or something when he finally told us he got a new job.

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@penandjen I’ve got “back on the menu” locked and loaded but it’s pride month so I’d better be waiting awhile

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@caitlin_mmm sadly incredibly valid. best of luck in the outside world

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@voxconlan The Zac one is particularly spot on

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@tweetsandboobs Not unless Netanyahu personally insults him