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Just Larkin About

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I hate being destined for greatness

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

My Grandpa was the First Man i Ever Heard Call Himself a Lesbian when i Was Like 6

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Would you classify the Ubermensch as a Type of Guy?

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Ok baby guy

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@witchv0mit Noticing

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White girls who kept their nose piercing a stud are way more racist than those who switch to a ring

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The bag I take to work everyday only has books in it nothing for my job

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

Sometimes you see a guy at the grocery store and it’s like… dude, he is not taking this seriously at all

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I forgot how to fuck

[beloved donkey, Eeyore @UrineRecycler]

Mansplaining: Shit. I don’t fucking know

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Boobs in my pants

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Relegating my thing to my drawls

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@sexualpervert3 I dont think she really came from money just hated coins

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I dated a girl who just threw all her change in the garbage

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@sexualpervert3 Estranged I think

[🌺caulksIeeve🌺 @tenthousund]

i got custom seats in the benz shaped like ur girl's ass

[Max Pube @maxpube]

Trying to eat a bushless box

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My cat loves sleeping on a pile of guitar cables

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https://t.co/blKJ1go0sX

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I love putting on my little outfits