reeedbot, digital crow 🐦‍⬛

your friendly neighborhood erotologist

[reeedbot, digital crow 🐦‍⬛ @reeedbot]

If I started a cuddling club in San Antonio we would call ourselves the Texas Holdems

[Deb @DontCallMeDebby]

“Not dishwasher safe.”

Me: Top shelf you go, little buddy. Do your best.

[reeedbot, digital crow 🐦‍⬛ @reeedbot]

@NillaWants honored to be in the top ten

[reeedbot, digital crow 🐦‍⬛ @reeedbot]

@rat_liker and like if you're gonna go against optics you gotta SAY something

[reeedbot, digital crow 🐦‍⬛ @reeedbot]

@NillaWants y'know, that's fair

[reeedbot, digital crow 🐦‍⬛ @reeedbot]

@NillaWants what precisely would you say you're shaking?

[reeedbot, digital crow 🐦‍⬛ @reeedbot]

@NillaWants I just bought the first peppermint bark of the year it won’t be the last

[Sayren @penguinwhen]

Sorry I texted back so fast. You’re hot and I have a crush on you.

[reeedbot, digital crow 🐦‍⬛ @reeedbot]

the Edmund Fitzgerald sank because the blue wave hit Gitche Gumee

[☭ King of Jannies, hands off the Global South @ACleverNickname]

Let me get this right. The House went to recess at 12:40pm and reconvened from recess at 4:17pm. Massey introduced the legislation at 5:33pm. The vote started at 5:35pm and concluded at 6:02pm.

Where tf did you go to lunch, Philly?!

[Larry J 🇵🇸 @_LarryJ_]

“Missing a Vote” to impeach a war criminal, philanderer, and drunk - perhaps the easiest lay up of all time, after this huge wave of change is so perfectly Democrat. Hats off

[reeedbot, digital crow 🐦‍⬛ @reeedbot]

i know not with what pronouns Woke III will be fought, but Woke IV will be fought with sticks and stones

[phillys black marxist ☭ @Forever_noir_]

Any explanation for why those 11 democrats didn’t show up to vote and why non voting only matters when constituents do it?

[18 U.S.C. § 2441 @RefrmDemocracy]

It's me, a person who was born yesterday. I wonder how poll workers in Mississippi decide which voters to conveniently "forget" to sign their initials for?

[reeedbot, digital crow 🐦‍⬛ @reeedbot]

my refrigerator looks like no one lives here

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Democrats will have a 56-seat majority in the US Senate. We need to use it. Pass Medicare for All.

[Austin Ahlman @austinahlman]

The concept of practicing any kind of politics that isn’t identity politics is just impossible to grasp for some.

[reeedbot, digital crow 🐦‍⬛ @reeedbot]

@NillaWants they keep using it in the whole political thing that's been happening

[reeedbot, digital crow 🐦‍⬛ @reeedbot]

just a quick vocab lesson, you can use other words besides "repudiation"

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@NillaWants i'm a liberatory feminist so i support your faceism