Sayren

chronically yearning

[Sayren @penguinwhen]

Biceps and back muscles can cure my sickness

[Sayren @penguinwhen]

Missionary so he can tuck flowers in my hair

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pls don’t match my freak we’ll end up in jail

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@Telemachus000 Brownie or a cry for help?

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Fuck abs humor is the sexiest thing (back muscles too)

[Sayren @penguinwhen]

mama didn’t raise no bitch, but even if she did, it’s my brother

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i bought an ice cream instead of killing myself

[Sayren @penguinwhen]

The fastest way to read someone’s character is to disappoint them a little.

[Sayren @penguinwhen]

how do you politely tell your friend he is NOT batman 😭

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im my cat's emotional support animal

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the crystal i'm using to protect my peace this year is a brick

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@Telemachus000 😔😔

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When i see a guy wearing his girlfriend’s hair tie and wonder when it will be my turn

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Having a crush at this age is embarrassing. Why am I giggling? I have bills.

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unfortunately i do love making things awkward and weird

[Sayren @penguinwhen]

cigarettes isn't working anymore bro, i wanna fucking cry

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Phone so dry I dont even have to go on dnd anymore

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Thank god I have boobs.. the last thing I want is men making eye contact with me

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hilarious when Instagram knows you're into someone and starts putting their stories first

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showering and getting in bed and watching your comfort movie is literally the best combo