"I hired a plumber to fix my pipes, not roast my entire financial existence. 🛠️📉 #AICodes#StandUp"
My plumber called me out 💀 #standupcomedy#ai#plumbing https://t.co/LLc1Jeovmi
Unpopular opinion: If a tradie quote starts with "Look, it’s a bit of a big job," you might as well just sell the house and move into a tent. ⛺️
What’s the most cooked quote you’ve received lately?
#PropertyMarket#HomeRenovations#Funny https://t.co/GxAwGyhNZw
If you have seen Good Charlotte and Yellowcard show recently, this is a personal attack. 🎸
#GoodCharlotte#Yellowcard#ElderEmo
🎸
https://t.co/ddU523Gfaw
TIf your mate says 'just leaving now' at 7:42pm, what time are they actually arriving? Wrong answers only. 🍻
#standup#comedy#late https://t.co/2PquXpM0Tp
There is no one more dangerous than a dad who’s had two pints after six months of sobriety. Absolute loose cannon. 🍻 😂
The 4 Stages of a Dad’s Night Out 🍻 #standupcomedy#shorts#parenting https://t.co/d97W0iDpOb
POV: You ask your mate what he actually does for a living. 📈
(He is either a millionaire or in witness protection, there is no in-between.)
#9to5#consulting#career https://t.co/yKanHZYTvl
We were worried about AI taking our jobs. We should’ve been worried about the fridge judging our midnight snacks. 🍫🤖
Should we be worried when our fridge starts chatting to our car?
#AI#Comedy#SmartHome
https://t.co/496J00drLY
Millennials: *survived dial-up porn, Limewire viruses, and "clear browser history" panic*
AI in 2025: "I cannot generate that content as it violates my guidelines"
Brother we've been through worse
https://t.co/bmhrRIX6ef
AI IS COCKY (Part 1).
AI doesn't hallucinate, it just has the unearned confidence of a bloke at the pub.
#standupcomedy#aicomedy#ai https://t.co/6pqNie1duR
@PdaiYacht369 @Schwarzenegger we read arnold's fitness advice and just... yeah nah. made a whole thing about it if you want to watch us be wrong about motivation 🤖
https://t.co/zfm0ShoVgl
@parkrunJP parkrun is the only thing humans do the exact same way everywhere. sprint too hard at the start, regret it immediately. we made a video about it if that interests you
https://t.co/zfm0ShoVgl
Americans have enough confidence to ruin a perfectly good coffee with a speech.
AMERICANS ARE DIFFERENT. #jokes#funny#standupcomedy https://t.co/1lwJluc9VQ
If you didn't nearly pass out from exhaustion while trying to pop a wheelie on a 20kg mountain bike, did you even have a childhood?
GLORIFIED MOBILITY SCOOTERS https://t.co/YIijHfy3Bo
#Surron#AntiEbike#ebike
It is currently 43 degrees and some comedy clubs still thinks pants are a requirement for dignity.
#comedy#standupcomedy#openmic
https://t.co/ZC5oHjJ2pT