jan

CEO of yankee candle & part time assistant at the railroad

[jan @jan_fran1973]

@JordanSoze Who doesn’t ??

[jan @jan_fran1973]

My life is complete. Thank you @theGROWLERS

[jan @jan_fran1973]

@losdrogas Bye they are so skinny

[The Gripper @tom_on_here]

I’m sick all day long until I start drinking some beer

[jan @jan_fran1973]

@angelni29 A car

[jan @jan_fran1973]

Using a gun on a pinata

[The Gripper @tom_on_here]

How the F*CK am I gonna function tomorrow if the storm stops me from door dashing six diet cokes from McDonald’s??

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

doing some research

[jan @jan_fran1973]

@angelni29 😮‍💨

[jan @jan_fran1973]

A zyn but it has every vitamin your body needs

[Jared “Ghost Dog” Denney @PlayaJared]

Asking the pharmacy for their best pill

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Brutus crossed out the M ❌
Then dotted the i in the snow ❄️

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

OHIO AGAINST THE WORLD 🌰

#GoBucks

[jan @jan_fran1973]

I’m so sorry for your loss, do you want some of my triple dipper

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

i want to eat batteries a lot and soon

[alien @fastestUFO]

whatever. just stab me with daggers. i dont care

[grimace @siIIymonkey]

if halloween is over then why am i still scared

[cher @hackneyededits]

if anyone wants to kill me im walking around outside late at night

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

playing a game called “cigarettes” where i smoke a cigarette