Jana Gigliotti

daughter, sister, crazy horse girl, cat mom, rural mixed animal veterinarian | she/her

[Jana Gigliotti @JanaMarieG]

To make grown men quiver and make the whole place shimmer

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

Every day I’m reminded that single and childless women wield enough power to make grown men quiver

[Jana Gigliotti @JanaMarieG]

@jacque_ro_ Why subtitles for love island are a requirement

[Jana Gigliotti @JanaMarieG]

He’ll say it was the distance, she’ll say it was the lack of emotional availability #shesright

[Jana Gigliotti @JanaMarieG]

@CarissasNewLife I have bear spray in my night stand! 30 foot range 👌🏼

[Jana Gigliotti @JanaMarieG]

Hard new doctor lesson learned this evening: lack of a positive case outcome does not mean I didn’t try hard enough 😞

[Jana Gigliotti @JanaMarieG]

Hey, men- please neuter your dogs and stop being weirdly attached to their testicles? It’s uncomfy. #spayandneuter

[Jana Gigliotti @JanaMarieG]

@carriepaww I’m not gonna lie this has been hard

[Jana Gigliotti @JanaMarieG]

Does YOUR veterinarian pull up to the farm call blasting the Spirit soundtrack?! Tbh yea probably.

[Jana Gigliotti @JanaMarieG]

Talk shit get hit (aka lose access to me for after hours emergencies sorry boutcha)

[Jana Gigliotti @JanaMarieG]

If you are rude to or speak to/about my cat rudely, instant ick. Fuck right off.

[Jana Gigliotti @JanaMarieG]

“Do you have a printer in your truck for my invoice like that other doctor?” Sir my cigarette lighter doesn’t even work

[Jana Gigliotti @JanaMarieG]

Once again stuck on the couch watching other people be productive on TikTok

[Jana Gigliotti @JanaMarieG]

@doctah_mo As I like to say “cool for us, sad for the dog”

[Jana Gigliotti @JanaMarieG]

#vettwitter slowly starting the search for a new work vehicle. What are everyone’s set-ups for farm calls? Currently have a Chevy 1500 #largeanimalvet #farmanimalmedicine

[Jana Gigliotti @JanaMarieG]

My ideal man: looks like a conservative, but is borderline a socialist

[Jana Gigliotti @JanaMarieG]

👀👀👀 I feel the same way about a few folks I’ve come across in school

[Debbie Fadoju @debbie_fadoju]

There’s some medical students who I’ve rotated with who I would never let care for my family. Wouldn’t let them near anyone I love with a 10-ft pole.

Did they know all the answers when asked? Yes. Were they prompt, timely, and made good small talk with seniors? Without question.

[Jana Gigliotti @JanaMarieG]

One of the best things about my clinic is that we stand behind our doctors. Burn a bridge with one vet, lose access to nine. We are busy enough and not afraid to fire clients. Sorry not sorry.

[Jana Gigliotti @JanaMarieG]

Instagram reels are my love language

[ER vet tech @vettechER]

No offense but I need everyone trying to watch me draw blood to take about seven steps back.

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

the man literally shot down a balloon you cannot accuse him of not doing enough on inflation