ER vet tech

high on dogs, drugs, and adrenaline. certified to steal your blood. #ADHD #vetmed #punchnazis

[ER vet tech @vettechER]

I used to carry sugar-free werthers in my pocket to quietly slip to the dvm when he got grumpy. A few months later I noticed when he started to get upset he’d come hover over me and grumble to himself. I’d hand him a candy and he’d wander off.

[Lean 🎖️ @Lean_Puffs]

the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable

[ER vet tech @vettechER]

Massive trees down in my neighborhood and the house across the street lost part of their roof. This alert is the reason I turned around and got home safely right before the winds hit, rather than risk the drive to my mom’s house.

[ER vet tech @vettechER]

Welcome to Kaaaaansaaass City, players! You get a tornado! and you get a tornado! and you get straight line winds! and you get a tornado and you get a tornado!!

[ER vet tech @vettechER]

Literally we aren’t bragging? It’s more information dissemination tbh and I’d rather not flatten some European man who thinks he’s built different on the interstate.

[Evie ♡ @EFCevie]

really funny seeing americans basically bragging that you can’t walk to stadiums in the us for the world cup as if that’s a good thing. why are you proud of your country being so inaccessible?

[kami 🕊️ @whatkamisays]

no because those with addiction still deserve to eat what the fuck is wrong with this shithole fucking country

[Maddie McGee 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🇮🇪 @MaddieMcGee6]

It cannot be overstated the fact that we’re all gonna die for the wealth of like 1000 people max. When the collapse happens, just keep those people in mind.

[Antifa HR Director @berniehoe2]

That giant 20,000 acre building over there takes all your fresh water, pollutes the air, raises local temperatures, makes annoying noises all day long, increases your utility bills and provides a whole 14 jobs. That building’s only job is spying on you.

[ER vet tech @vettechER]

@chaosandcanines She sounds like someone I would have wanted to know. Thank you for sharing her with us. I’m here if you ever want to talk more about her 💙

[ER vet tech @vettechER]

Every time I eat fresh fruit/veggies I wonder when my last bite will be. Will I know I’m holding the last fresh apple in my hands? Will I toss back the last handful of blueberries without taking the time to chew each one slowly?

[possum princess @veggiequeen420]

got GA peaches from a farmer on the side of the road. he proceeded to detail why it is the end times and nothing he said was christian panic, just reality.

then he told me to enjoy the peaches as he doesn’t think there is another season coming

[ER vet tech @vettechER]

@chaosandcanines If it helps I don’t think that they do. We’re all just struggling and pretending we aren’t.

[the ACPs biggest hater @Novanamix]

Women who don’t struggle with friendships due to neurodivergence just don’t know that some of us are disliked before we have even said a single word, our vibes are literally enough to be written off by other women. There’s a study that shows that autism in people is noticed

[ER vet tech @vettechER]

Bye Congressman Barry! I’m glad you didn’t get run over yesterday.

[ER vet tech @vettechER]

My lunch took a weird detour.

[ER vet tech @vettechER]

The nature center actually called back with an update today (literally unheard of- they’re too busy for that nonsense) and now he’s in a box in my bathroom while I eat dinner before he gets released in a safer space close to where I found him.

[David Hudnall @davidhudnall]

Here's what I ended up with instead. Gift link.
https://t.co/MDNfutV7CR

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

audibly gasped

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

$200.

[. @BittieBoss]

"this guy wants to kill you, feel free to give his office a call"

[Soda @fredsoda]

what if i told you collapse is already here, it's just unevenly distributed?