jawna

shout out to everyone with social anxiety. I kind of feel sorry for you.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I feel like I’m going insane; no Italian has actually lived in Little Italy since 1996, its just a bunch of restaurants named “Mama’s Caffè Italiano�� that are owned by Berkshire Hathaway

[Drey @thedreydossier]

Trump Accounts are no longer going to be optional- so if you ever plan on having a child in the USA, you should read what I found:

According to the @SocialSecurity Administration's announcement last week, they are modifying the hospital birth registration form so that a Trump Account is AUTOMATICALLY created for your child through that same process.

It will be bundled into the Enumeration at Birth program (EAB), which is the already automated gov pipeline that gives your newborn a Social Security number. It’s one box that you check, you don’t have the option of unbundling it. So if you want your kid to have a Social Security number, they have to have a Trump account.

Which is strange, because according to the IRS and @USTreasury’s public announcements, these accounts only open when a parent actively elects to open one. So which is it? Why is nobody in the government interested in explaining this flagrant contradiction?

Who is going to answer the basic question of what a parent does if they don’t want a government-linked investment account (one that collects biometric data, by the way) created for their child at the exact moment their child’s Social Security number issued?

They can call it a savings account all they want, but a $1,000 deposit is a hell of a cheap price for building a lifelong financial file on every American child before they can consent to anything.

And once the government normalizes linking a person’s identity, financial activity, and predictive systems from birth, who gets to decide what that data will be used to predict later?

We deserve answers immediately. @ndstudio @WhiteHouse

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

[barney @barneyxbt]

250 years later our government taxes us 10x more than the british did

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

MAKE POLITICIANS YOUNG AGAIN

[g @34rths]

And for my next trick I will call life beautiful and instantly watch it become so

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

i love jane austen adaptations but every time i watch one i remember this review and it's all i can think about

[Jes @bloodstarvedjax]

I'm so fr you should be burned at the stake for saying this

[𝜗℘ @lacedli]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[Zoldyck @Michealkaiser_]

Everyone felt sad for the penguin walking alone and the monkey rejected by his mother. But this video is far more heartbreaking, yet it didn’t receive the same attention.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

This is the most important image of the 21st century to date. Study it. Never forgive. Never forget.

[nah. 🇻🇨 @FEELZ_____]

It’s well established human history that countries are temporary, but cities are forever.

[. @swolecinephile]

Rupaul’s Stop That Train having a higher critic score than Spielberg’s Disclosure Day

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

what’s crazy is I’m starting to remember seeing her on the block…

[jack🇪🇸 @jackGPT1]

like her????

[suri @suricidal]

speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.