I put my heart in this
Why does everyone think they're the hardest?
Why do you speak for the sake of speaking?
You don't even know what you're tryna describe
Honey, calm down, calm down
I was just tryna be nice
If that's how it's gonna be
Your future might be really bleak
Dear Italy,
Your PM just defended Pope and lost an ally in Washington โ the Commander in Grief, yet the most 'powerfool'man on earth.
We'd like to apply for the vacancy.
Our qualifications: 7,000 years of civilization, a shared love of poetry, architecture, and food that takes longer to prepare than Trump's attention span.
The only thing Iran and Italy have ever fought over is who invented ice cream. Faloodeh came first. Gelato came louder. We've been in a 'cold' war over this for 2,000 years.