Gothic Kudzu

NAVARRE BEACH

☆INTJ ☆ Married 45 years

OPENMINDED OPTIMIST

The Democratic hive-mind seeks the
death of the American way of life.

🇺🇸MAGA 🇺🇸PATRIOT 🇺🇸

[Gothic Kudzu @janbrown58]

@duchess_salty ✨️💖✨️ STAY SALTY✨️💖✨️

[The Conservative Alternative @OldeWorldOrder]

"You thought you could kiII Charlie Kirk?

You have made him immortal."

—Stephen Miller,
Deputy Chief of Staff

[Gothic Kudzu @janbrown58]

@nancytsidley @StephanieSidley That second barf-fest photo needs a cover warning. 🤢🤢🤮

[TR G - The Royal Grift @TheRoyalGrift]

Holy cow
They changed the White House link...those who know will understand the change.
The link works
https://t.co/L15ipzAypv

[Gothic Kudzu @janbrown58]

@AuburnMemes @FreddyLA7 WDE✨️🧡💙🧡✨️

[Gothic Kudzu @janbrown58]

@atensnut Northwest Florida concurs.

[Kentucky Girl @Notwokenow]

Y’all, this is hysterical. Everyone in the south will identify.

[Gothic Kudzu @janbrown58]

@elsathora @melanie_balek Come to Navarre while in Pensacola via the beach road. Navarre has the longest pier on the Gulf. Navarre is paradise, I know because we are locals🙂

[Gothic Kudzu @janbrown58]

@elsathora STAY OFF OF THE INTERSTATES!!!

[Gothic Kudzu @janbrown58]

@AirfaresToGo @CrazyVibes_1 And many of them are cloned. It's horrible!

[Gothic Kudzu @janbrown58]

@ThrillaRilla369 I live near Eglin AFB testing range. The locals' favorite thing is 'what's that boom?'

[Gothic Kudzu @janbrown58]

@504twenty @Mericamemed How so?

[Gothic Kudzu @janbrown58]

@Judianna The lint trap on the dryer.

[Gothic Kudzu @janbrown58]

@wuikle I will never understand how they can forgive this.

[Gothic Kudzu @janbrown58]

@MariehelleneH Can you imagine the butt-holes it has smelled while twirling the glory holes???🤢🤮🤮

[Dan Hightower @Danhightower]

Daycare calls me. That's never good.

For them.

Daycare: "your son hurt his elbow and won't move his arm. Can you come take him to a doctor's office?"

Me (ex Special Forces Medic): "A real doctor is on the way to you now. I am 6 mikes out. Alert me of status changes."

I arrive at daycare. I locate the patient. 21 month old male. Scene is not safe. I drag the patient to cover and concealment behind a seesaw, away from the other small terrorists in the AO.

I begin my assessment. Blood sweep negative for massive hemorrhage. Mental status: conscious and verbal but confused (answers "dada" when asked for blood type). One breath every 2 seconds. Bilateral rise and fall of the chest. Strong carotid pulse, strong bilat radial pulse.

Teeth and tongue intact no blood no mucus no dip or foreign objects. Eyes PERRLA, negative JVD/trach deviation, C-spine intact upon palpation.

Heart sounds strong upon auscultation. Percussion negative for hemo-T. Abdominal quads normal upon palpation. Pelvis negative for book sign.

Arms and legs negative for crepitus. However, Patient indicates discomfort in right arm upon palpation and supination/flexion of the elbow.

Nursemaid's elbow.

I begin interventions. Supination/flexion technique complete at 1215. Palpable clunk on successful reduction. I write the time on his chest in Sharpie. I tape a popsicle to his hand and tell the patient to suck but do not bite/chew. I write "1 x popsicle (10g sugar)" on his chest in Sharpie.

I reassess the patient after performing interventions then package the patient for handoff to daycare/higher level of care. I yell at daycare over the Blackhawk in my head: "21 month old male!!! Nursemaids elbow!!! Treated with supination/flexion technique at 1215!!! Patient has 1 x popsicle onboard!!"

Daycare: "sir please leave."

Me: "you should have called my wife."

[Dean @Darcoby1964]

@SarahisCensored

[Bobbi @kittenaround_51]

New song out from ShyHippieGirl from TikTok called Best Sleepover
It’s pretty catchy, give it a listen 🎧

[Gothic Kudzu @janbrown58]

@commonsensereb @Sabiha1278 It's his wife, SKELLITRIX 🤣

[Gothic Kudzu @janbrown58]

@Sabiha1278 Oh my lord, it's SKELLITRIX .
Skeletor's wify.