Christine J

If you see this, please send fantasy 🏈 advice and/or a picture of your dog.

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

I've never had a Muslim try to force me to follow Sharia law.

But I have had Christian nationalists spend my entire fucking life trying to make their Bible my problem.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Sooooo… The Jeffery Simmons trade just completely shifted the entire NFL?!?

This dude’s UNBLOCKABLE

[Dr. Tom Frieden @DrTomFrieden]

If you get infected with Covid, billions of viral particles will replicate all over your body and may cause long-term harm. In contrast, a vaccine teaches your immune system how to respond to the infection—and then leaves.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Sisu. He kept breaking into a dollar general to steal this purple unicorn. He tried so often they had to lock the doors and call animal control. Before the responding officer took him to the shelter, she bought it for him. Now he, and the unicorn, have been adopted. 14/10

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

38,000 gun deaths a year in US: who needs gun control?

2 cases of voter fraud in 2020: let’s pass 253 new voter suppression laws

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

I don’t ever want to hear “poor people need to learn financial literacy, learn how to save and invest” again in my life. The past 48hrs has proven that’s a lie, the market is fake, and the game is rigged.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

First Lady Dr. Jill Biden visits National Guard troops stationed outside the US Capitol in DC:

"I just wanted to come today to say thank you to all of you for keeping me and my family safe ... The White House baked you some chocolate chip cookies."

[Josh @FLITTER]

can’t stop thinking about this horizontally cut bread

[Christine J @jancetherapper]

@Johnrap @Potterchik @AXE Y’all will do anything but take responsibility. 🚨Must. Find. Supporting. Conspiracy. Theory.🚨

[Kurt Bardella @kurtbardella]

To me, what happened yesterday was symbolically worse than Pearl Harbor or 9/11 because the attack didn't come from a foreign adversary or enemy country. It came from within. It was led by the President of the United States. It was allowed by the Republican Party.

[Brent Terhune in Ashville Nov 14 @BrentTerhune]

I just can’t believe they acted exactly how we thought they would.

[Christine J @jancetherapper]

@JPCryptoT @purplefeather11 @HARRISFAULKNER You realize “Antifa” isn’t real?

[Christine J @jancetherapper]

@KellyJ05840748 @seanspicer Do you guys take responsibility for anything? Or do you have to check for a conspiracy theory on Twitter first?

[Christine J @jancetherapper]

@purplefeather11 @HARRISFAULKNER Because “Antifa” would obviously protest the counting of presidential votes to certify President Elect Joe Biden. This is called ✨deflection✨

[alazar @zarzarbinkss]

storming at police while holding a blue lives matter flag sure is something

[Brent Terhune in Ashville Nov 14 @BrentTerhune]

If I see one more person wearing a mask while they’re alone in their car I’m gonna mind my own goddamn business because why should I care what you do with your own body as long as it doesn’t hurt anybody else?

[Christine J @jancetherapper]

@Aakee_Driz @Muhschemp @Lian49081679 @AngelaBelcamino @realDonaldTrump @EveningEdit Kristin’s vote should count. She legally voted and shouldn’t have that right removed because someone mis-typed 2 numbers in her DOB. Whether they’ve updated their databases to reflect all of these provisional changes going into effect is another story.

[Christine J @jancetherapper]

@Aakee_Driz @Muhschemp @Lian49081679 @AngelaBelcamino @realDonaldTrump @EveningEdit Clerical error. Ever made a typo? Move along.