Janet Pomegranate

ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

The fact that 8pm is only 3 hours after 5pm is fucking insane. We have to do something about this

[Janet Pomegranate @jancon97]

Drove past a girl who was checking her mailbox and she was not wearing anything under her t-shirt!!! I saw her entire ass and coochie 😭😭😭 like go back inside Winnie the Pooh 😭😭

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

coo

[emi @emisandrist]

somebody lovebomb me im so bored

[Janet Pomegranate @jancon97]

Twins are always like “a fun fact about me is that I’m a twin” yeah bro I could tell from your weird and off putting vibe

[Janet Pomegranate @jancon97]

Sorry sir but I’m not paying any attention to someone that looks like they listen to daughtry

[Janet Pomegranate @jancon97]

I haven’t pooped since last year haha
(I’m constipated)

[Janet Pomegranate @jancon97]

How do I buy stock in zero sugar mountain dew baja blast

[danny 🦦 @dannylp0305]

Trump when he has to kill Charlie Kirk to stop people talking about Epstein

[Janet Pomegranate @jancon97]

What did I do to deserve a shitty drummer for an upstairs neighbor

[chazington @Prioneye]

What about 5 inches and kind

[Janet Pomegranate @jancon97]

ur in his dms I’m learning self-regulation during 3 days of weird vibes

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Dating in adulthood isn’t about love anymore.
It’s about who can stay emotionally regulated during 3 days of weird vibes and mild miscommunication..!

[Janet Pomegranate @jancon97]

Ooopsies a man has traumatized me once again 🤩 Anyway I’m gonna buy myself a smoothie after work and then pick up a lil white girl book (ali hazelwood)

[Janet Pomegranate @jancon97]

Just remembered the waxing kit I got for christmas.. yuhhhhh so sorry Mrs. Bush it was nice knowing you

[Janet Pomegranate @jancon97]

My dentist said I have tight cheeks.. um yeah baby I know

[Janet Pomegranate @jancon97]

You can’t have TWO poop-shy girls in adjacent stalls 😭 no bitch YOU go first!!!!

[Janet Pomegranate @jancon97]

@gatomojao_ Get ur numbers up g

[Janet Pomegranate @jancon97]

My Mexican king ❤️

[Zayn Malik Updates @ZaynReport]

Zayn looking very handsome on stage in Mexico! 🇲🇽

[Janet Pomegranate @jancon97]

Considering a “trust no bitch” tattoo across my chest. Can I pull it off yes or no

[Janet Pomegranate @jancon97]

My coworker said I look really pretty today, do I jerk her off now or after lunch