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[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

Ever since I bailed one agbero in my street, I’ve been feeling like a don.

He has apparently told everyone, so word on the street is that I’m the baddest lawyer on the block.

Every time I’m leaving for work or coming back home, the hype is crazy.

No be everything be money.

[The Marvelous Geek @marvelousgeek__]

MCU projects that have been scrapped:

• ‘BLADE’
• ‘AVENGERS: THE KANG DYNASTY’
• ‘WONDER MAN’ S2
• ‘ARMOR WARS’

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

If you’re competing in the cheating game with a woman, you’ll lose.

It’s actually easier for a woman to out-cheat you because half the time, the men around her are the ones spending.

For many men, even a free pussy still comes with hotel, food, and bills.

[Rance @son_of_uki]

jsyk this comp doesn’t even include higuaín, berbatov, torres, milito, mario gómez, van persie, diego costa, ciro immobile, or tevez lmfao

don’t allow anyone gaslight you, the quality of football right now is in the gutters.

[Aŋɛle Jemima @Angeley_]

I have seen about 3 patients who came to the ED with Afib because their watches told them to go to the hospital 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

[THE KINE 🌕🖤 @asher_kine]

one day you sef go… 🤩

[Jam3s🦋 @Jam3sN0B0nD]

Don’t forget this one! I’m still mad about this shi!

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Now watch how it’ll be Monday in 2 minutes.

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

Omo thieves don Dey stand up for their rights o 😭😭😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🦅 Raphael Onyedika to Eintracht Frankfurt, here we go! Agreement done for Nigerian midfielder to join Eintracht.

€10m fee to Club Brugge, Onyedika prefers Eintracht despite bids also from Saudi. 🇳🇬

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

How tf is this not illegal????

[karIA @kari_ok6]

Me estas diciendo que con troncos hicieron los cimientos y hasta ahorita duran esos palos de madera ??

[Harry 🇬🇧💫 @utdHarryy]

‘Remain appreciative’

[Daniel Banjoko @Dann_banj]

Please what’s going on in the olèverse

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Gillian Anderson says the script for Ryan Coogler's ‘X-FILES’ pilot is brilliant.

“I cannot think of a better person to take the helm… I was impressed by how different and yet how quintessentially like an X-File it was.”

(Source: @etnow)

[United Zone @ManUnitedZone]

🚨 Official photos of the new Manchester United 2026/27 third kit ⚪️

(via @opaleak) #MUFC

[MOYA⌚️ -Jewelry plug @_wholezed]

“I wish I met you before my wife”

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨🚨📸 Official photos of Manchester United’s 2026/27 third kit. #MUFC [@KamilBerberler]

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ Brentford reach verbal agreement to sign Mamadou Sangare, here we go!

Sangare set for medical today after £41m deal in place with RC Lens, waiting to sign over weekend.

Club record deal on the way for Brentford. 🐝

[I’m Rodney ツ @Wt4kDave]

“Air style”