Jan Crook

[Ian Royce @officialroycey]

Homeless guy shaking his empty Starbucks cup with his sad looking dog while sending a text on his I-phone 5!

Good morning London!

[Jan Crook @jancrook69]

@flintoff11 yep sure am

[Jan Crook @jancrook69]

Crazy busy day... If there's no rest for the wicked, it's no wonder why I have insomnia all the time! ~Keep Smiling~

[Jan Crook @jancrook69]

did a lot of nothing yesterday but I didn't finish so I'm doing it again today! :D

[Jan Crook @jancrook69]

Dear closet, Stop shrinking my clothes!!! Sincerely, me.

[Jan Crook @jancrook69]

I love my friends@ family.i am blessed

[Jan Crook @jancrook69]

although a simple heartbeat is taken for granted by many, i realize how special and important my family and friend's heartbeats are to me.

[Jan Crook @jancrook69]

don't you just hate it when your body wants to sleep but your brain refuses to cooperate?

[Jan Crook @jancrook69]

If tomorrow brings what it's bought today, then I am not getting up;;

[Jan Crook @jancrook69]

2 nuns came to my door today collecting for a new orphanage, so I gave them the three children.

[Jan Crook @jancrook69]

Instead of body wash I'm going to start using Fairy liquid cause that says "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove" :)

[Jan Crook @jancrook69]

Still keeping in shape. This weeks shape is a sack of SPUDS!

[Jan Crook @jancrook69]

Is living by one rule... If it happens it happens... I ain't stressin over it anymore!!!

[Jan Crook @jancrook69]

Bloody excellent decision - B.E.D

[Jan Crook @jancrook69]

www.knackered.gone2bed.co.uk

[Jan Crook @jancrook69]

Real Women have a Bottom and Thighs and a Tummy and Wobbly Bits.

[Jan Crook @jancrook69]

Due to the recession things are so bad women are actually making love to their husbands cause they cant afford batteries

[Jan Crook @jancrook69]

i love my nephew and nieces to bits love you lots xxx

[Jan Crook @jancrook69]

Is not fat... she is bubble wrapped because she's precious

[Jan Crook @jancrook69]

is looking at the laughter lines on her face and is thinking what the hell was THAT funny !!