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[AL @janders417]

@silhouetteam Both of my rollers broke on my Cameo 5 that I have had for less than a year. My machine is currently unusable, I sent an email to support but haven't heard back yet. How long until I can expect a response.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

I'll just say it: Donald Trump and JD Vance are creepy and, yes, weird.

We are not going back.

[AL @janders417]

Please for the love of God. This game is frustrating but not as much as this Garbo split screen.

[Drew Olson @DrewOlsonMKE]

Dear ABC/ESPN: We prefer to watch one horrible game at a time, so please ditch the split-screen for the rest of the evening.

Signed,
Everyone

[Gorman’s Tap Room @GormansTapRoom]

Watching the Packers and what’s bothering me most is…..

Will Craig Counsell return to the Brewers next season???

[AL @janders417]

@LEGOIdeas I need "This is fine" for my desk at work. PLZ

[AL @janders417]

Bye bye! #CancelNetflix

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

Reentering my AAE phase 😎💥🤘🔥
(anxious about everything)

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@lizasaurous @lewberger @KeithHabs @i8athumbtack @Hughiestonefish @brianwohl Yaasss!!

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@LuAnnBird84 How about if you don't like the content of a certain book, you just don't read it? It's not that hard.

[AL @janders417]

IM FURIOUS.

[What's on Netflix @whatonnetflix]

1899 has been canceled after a single season at Netflix according to Baran bo Odar on Instagram.

[AL @janders417]

Why are 25lb bags of flour available but not 25lb bags of pasta?
@DeCecco_pasta plz.

[AL @janders417]

@RonJohnsonWI I am lucky to have my loans already paid but there are so many people swimming in student debt & not having to worry about would be amazing. #Forgivethedebt

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@RonJohnsonWI My guy, when was the last time your worked 3rd shift, 50 years ago??

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@RebeccaforReal The FBI doesn't just get a no-knock warrant on a former president without overwhelming evidence of a crime. Come on, Becky

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

(Barron not even looking up from his Xbox)
“Safe’s in the back.”

[AL @janders417]

@RebeccaforReal Naaah, Becky.

[AL @janders417]

@SenRonJohnson How did you vote again on the bill that capped insulin prices? Seems like your brain is detached from reality.

[AL @janders417]

@AlexWalkerWI I'd rather step on legos.

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@RonJohnsonWI

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@RonJohnsonWI If I give you $20 is that enough to get you to walk away?