jander

numb to the core i don’t wanna feel shit anymore - 100$

[jander @janderszn]

100$

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

When she thinks she’s competing with other girls but she’s actually competing with how happy I am alone.

[Screwly G @ScrewlyG]

I suck at texting just come get high with me

[jander @janderszn]

play that throwback lucki not that new shit (literally)

[. @FLAWLESSLUCKI]

Just a cherry on top of us entering a new era. I’m dropping an archive tape for the old lucki lovers this summer :) 2018-2021 ur welcome

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

1st base: sex
2nd base: trauma dumping
3rd base: meeting their friends
Home: pooping in their house

[Blxckie🥷🏽 @Blxckie1__]

I need a girl that constantly wants to suck dick.

[𝔅𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔣𝔞𝔠𝔢 @realmfbonny]

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Are any other neurodivergent folk REALLY good at unexpected small talk with strangers in the coffee line or at the museum etc but REALLYYYY awkward in the first 10 mins of a hangout with close friends. is there a word for that

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

If you survived the emotionally unstable mother & emotionally absent father duo, how's your hyper independence, burnout and anxiety going?

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[remx @biigrem]

Why McDonald’s wanna call their Sprite a soft drink? Bitch, that is hard liquor🤦‍♂️

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

Marijuana with ADHD is dangerous because why did I just rehearse fake arguments in the shower for 40 minutes.

[ratte @rattecs]

sex is temporary, being above average at every video game but having no transferable skills to anything useful in life is forever

[samira @jadoreSam]

A freak that wants to gym together

[Azul🇲🇽🇶🇦 @ZuIOffAPerc]

Gooning to your homegirls in HS then acting normal the next day is a universal male experience

[Ser Robert the Mid @ShoggothGoth]

Killing myself over my 6 inch micropenis

[julia @glitterjuj]

adhd ruins my life everyday it pisses me off when people talk about it like some quirky personality trait. do you understand how horrific it is to know you have to get something done and your brain is on red alert screaming at you to do it but you just physically cant

[Zion @zionszzn]

Mahn you turn the AC off in your car for 1 sec and it feel like the sun hopped in the passenger seat 😂😂