jando x

🍷Stress Club 7🍷 insta: itsjando_

[jando x @jando522]

anyone: “hey guys”

my brain:

don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it

me: “it’s nicole”

[luna @lunarfq]

If you retweet this, something good will definitely happen within this month🍀

[giftlove @giftlovej]

If you retweet this, something good will definitely happen by the end of this week.

[Levis ✘ @Selxrare]

she was the coolest person ever to me as a kid. i had to steal her whole personality

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Neurodivergents will be like ‘I’m so tired’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

miranda priestly’s entrance in ‘the devil wears prada’ is one of the best character introductions

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I don't know what terrible things you've done in your life up to this point, but clearly, your karma is out of balance for you to be assigned to my class. I'm Professor Annalise Keating, and this is Criminal Law 100 , or as I prefer to call it.....

HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER

[jando x @jando522]

howbow dah

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

New vocal stim unlocked

[James Heale @JAHeale]

Relationship goals

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

The abysmal emergency alert looms

[jando x @jando522]

imagine the piss after a zoot

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

me the second i’m home alone

[♰ @reeceollld]

"you're so quiet" thanks! i actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me

[Gecqua stan account @ansamenow]

They’re either gay, homophobic or they cheat. Sometimes all 3.

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

MOTHER WAS ACTING!!!!

[sutton etc🪱 @6160MJ]

This moment literally altered my brain chemistry im not even kidding this moment had such an unfathomable impact on me and the course of my life was forever changed