Jess Ryan

A couple who's been curious about an open relationship for a long time, and doing it for real for a much less. Most tweets from R (he/him),rest from J (she/her)

[Jess Ryan @jandr1013]

@_willowraven Any good pinball places near you?

[Jess Ryan @jandr1013]

@GwenAdora I've never used Telegram, because I mostly associate it with "freedom" type groups in my head, rather than anything positive. But this place is definitely reaching new lows...

[Jess Ryan @jandr1013]

@thetabooshow Was there a deadline to buy the individual's couples pass for the show or is there an issue with the ticketing website?

[Jess Ryan @jandr1013]

@NoMoreWetSpot We've heard good things about your product, so might as well see if we're lucky.

[Jess Ryan @jandr1013]

@TristanTaormino @DukePress I received the email about ordering it directly from Duke University Press, but is there a best* option for ordering it in eBook form, especially in Canada?

* Best = most money to you, least money to storefront.

[Jess Ryan @jandr1013]

@ninjasexology I have been playing too much Hitman recently, so my suggestion of regularly serving her muffins with something that will cause digestive discomfort until she no longer associates muffins with something good should definitely be ignored. -R

[Jess Ryan @jandr1013]

@_willowraven I mean, that show just kept getting better and better, and then ending so happy. Why do I ever doubt WrestleMania? It's got to be Cody tonight, right? The storytelling doesn't make any sense if Roman still stands tall.

[Jess Ryan @jandr1013]

@_willowraven I'm glad I saw this, because I was going to boo going to the ROM 😀 I have decided that the AGO and ROM are mortal enemies and I am an AGO person. This is completely ridiculous of me.

[Jess Ryan @jandr1013]

@_willowraven I'm envious! Also, I really need to go bowling. Probably 10-pin, but I should also do some 5-pin.

[Jess Ryan @jandr1013]

@_willowraven What kind of bowling? I still need to go duckpin, but I'd like to go candlepin bowling again.

[Jess Ryan @jandr1013]

@_willowraven Well, I don't understand the critique in the real world, reading this did make me have to watch all the M. Piedlourde from Kids in the Hall: https://t.co/5HsmDLArU9

[Jess Ryan @jandr1013]

@ninjasexology What are your thoughts about hamburgers though?

[Jess Ryan @jandr1013]

Co-signed after the fact. -R

[Lunabelle - Evacuating This App @ninjasexology]

Tried lube wrestling today. I lost, and it was hilarious fun!

#SwingsetDesire

[Jess Ryan @jandr1013]

@ninjasexology I looked at a text on my watch this week and it read "So, I got fisted." Somehow it still shocked me a bit even though I was sitting at the hibachi restaurant. -R

[Jess Ryan @jandr1013]

@ninjasexology So uh, sorry it took nearly four years later to remember more than your tights, but glad we finally got around to it! -R (and I'd assume J definitely would sign off on this)

[Jess Ryan @jandr1013]

@thecurler3 Woo, validation on the flank steak! -R

[Epiphora @Epiphora]

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[Epiphora @Epiphora]

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[Epiphora @Epiphora]

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[Jess Ryan @jandr1013]

@dangerouslilly I wear Andrew Christian underwear, and some of them have pockets, which I assume are for condoms? But yeah, I rightfully get that reaction from women when they find out I have pockets -R