Ally Jayne Patella

Ew, David.

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

This weekend:

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Am I playing HIMYM trivia tomorrow night? You bet. Have I been looking forward to it for 3 months? You bet. Am I 53 years old? YOU BET.

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Hill I can and will die on: How I Met Your Mother is one of the best TV shows of all time

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Beam me up, Scotty 🖖🏻

[Just R. @roeelo]

Party never stops on Earth

#RussiaUkraine #UkraineInvasion #Ukraina

[Wrex Weed @wrexweed]

@lisarinna Just chant some Latin backwards

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Me, pushing 30, waking up with a hangover:

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Just a friendly reminder that Christmas music sucks, and ABBA is absolutely phenomenal.

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Wishful thinking: the yanks make it to the ALDS and get to break my heart in person 🥲

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I’ve had two plants for 3 months and neither of them have died (yet). I am a fully accomplished, successful adult. 🪴

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Am I Incapable of Understanding Cryptocurrency because I’m Too Old or because I’m too Stupid: A Saga

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If my frequently used emojis aren’t a perfect representation of my life/mental state, IDK what is.

[Johnny Neff @JohnnyNeff]

SICK https://t.co/Tpfkkl3B2O

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And with that, I’m done tweeting about my childhood trauma. See you in another year, Twitter.

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Haven’t been on twitter in a while. It feels like the only appropriate platform to allow me to express how much I miss bop-it.

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I think this is where my anxiety really took off (initially onset by “Don’t Wake Daddy).

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PSA: Don’t come here. It’s terrible. Awful. 0/10 recommend. Keep your high covid numbers elsewhere. Tysm.

[NFL @NFL]

See you in Tampa. #SBLV

@Chiefs | @Buccaneers

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I just want to go back to when my picking an ~edgy~ MySpace song was the biggest concern I had regarding social media.

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

At this point the doom is scrolling me.

[Ally Jayne Patella @jandrooAL]

Really trying my best to get through the last few days of 2020 without having a mental breakdown. Everything is fine.