Jane S 🦜

stronger than I look

[Jane S 🦜 @jane1823]

@flannelsfashion hi, do u have a department for reporting fraud? I believe an account has been opened in my husbands name as we have had an email confirming our order.

[Jane S 🦜 @jane1823]

@TSB Done

[Jane S 🦜 @jane1823]

@TSB tried to contact u by phone but cant get past the automation. I think a fraudulent account has been set up as I have received an amount of money from u and then had a direct debit set up that I haven’t organised. Barclays fraud has advised me to speak to you

[Jane S 🦜 @jane1823]

@Avabelly__ I may have driven past a few more times just for fun 😂

[Jane S 🦜 @jane1823]

It’s taken a while ….. but officially Mr and Mrs ❤️

[Jane S 🦜 @jane1823]

@ThrillaRilla369 Absolutely yes. I’d even stand on the door for him. Why should little girls have to use the men’s??

[Sofia @Sofia50020Sofia]

🔴THIS is what happens when you allow men who think they're women to enter women's and children's bathrooms.

[Jane S 🦜 @jane1823]

@uk_dpd_delivery @dpd I have private messaged you as today is the 3rd day they haven’t found my house or managed to get any where near.

[Jane S 🦜 @jane1823]

Waited in 2 days for my delivery from @DPD I have 9 cameras plus a ring door bell round the house and 2 days now they say they missed me and send me a picture from half a mile away

[Jane S 🦜 @jane1823]

Hen doooooo

[Jane S 🦜 @jane1823]

@NoFilterSkin I leave the house without make up and without brushing my hair . U get stuff done faster as no one wants to chat with u. It’s a game changer.

[MB @paxangloceltae]

Hello @AltonTowers. I lost my AirPods at your resort on 5th May and filled out the lost property form (with full details). I was the very last guest out of the hotel before it closed after the May Day bank holiday weekend, on 5th May. Ergo, a customer couldn’t have picked them up.

They’ve been pinging in Splash Landings Hotel (in the Flambo’s Jambo restaurant, which is where I know I accidentally left them on a table before leaving after taking a Teams call before my drive back to London) ever since, until yesterday…

It looks like one of your staff members have taken them home as they’re now at a nearby address in Stoke-on-Trent - I’m going to guess that’s not your usual lost property procedure…

Can you let me know who in Alton Towers or Merlin I should contact regarding CCTV requests as I’d like to report this as a theft offence to Staffordshire Police?

Many thanks.

P.S. I contacted you about this privately via Facebook Messenger on 6th May, but you never bothered replying. It’s now 11th May FYI. Really good to know you value customer service - particularly for Merlin Annual Passholders.

[Diana Alastair💚🤍💜 ⚢ ❌❌✡️ @sappholives83]

No, you don’t. A vagina is the gateway to life. It’s self-cleaning, self-lubricating, and can stretch to accommodate an entire baby before returning to its original size.

What you have, sir, is a fauxgina, a dead-end fvckhole that doesn’t clean itself (and let’s be honest, you won’t clean it either), and which will have to be kept open by dilation for the rest of your life, lest it close up on you like the open wound it is. The only thing it has in common with a vagina is its location and its general shape, but even that is never quite right. It’s a fake, a phony, a hole that exists for no other reason than to be penetrated, and if I wrote down my hopes for its future, I’d probably get suspended.

[Jane S 🦜 @jane1823]

@ZandiSussex He looks like an ordinary bloke at a football match celebrating his team. It looks like a release for someone who has to spend every waking minute watching what they say or do.

[Jane S 🦜 @jane1823]

Holmfirth for the quiet and civilised hen….

[Jane S 🦜 @jane1823]

@luxemiaa U just don’t get with a man who has kids then. If u do u have to take them on. They’re his kids. U don’t leave them out. If u can’t handle that ….dont get into it.

[Jane S 🦜 @jane1823]

@iky_fwjett Because life got dull. She became meal lady, diary, sounding board etc. u don’t have to be alone to be lonely. Now she can please herself. This happens a lot. My ex said the same about me when I left. I suddenly got glowing and fun again. But I’d felt like his mother for years

[Jane S 🦜 @jane1823]

@bannedvidio A) it’s a set up B) that dog struggled to haul its ass onto the sofa and C) is that lazy it actually laid down to bite the sleeve.

[Jane S 🦜 @jane1823]

I hope they last 5 minutes in prison before someone sends them to hell.

[UNN @UnityNewsNet]

The trial of a homosexual couple who adopted a baby boy will begin this month in Preston Crown Court in England.

Jamie Varley, aged 36, and John McGowan-Fazakerley, aged 31 stand accused of raping a 13 month old baby to death within 3 months of the child being placed in their care.

Varley denies the murder and manslaughter of Preston on 27 July 2023.

He has also pleaded not guilty to two counts of assault by penetration, five counts of cruelty and one count of grievous bodily harm.

He denies 12 counts of taking an indecent photo of a child, two counts of making an indecent photo of a child and one count of distributing an indecent photo of a child.

All the charges, involving still images and videos, relateD to Preston Davey and are alleged to have occurred between March and July 2023.

He also denies seven counts of possession of extreme pornography, between 2017 and July 2023.

Varley is also jointly charged with McGowan-Fazakerley with one count of the sexual assault of Preston Davey, which he denies.

His co-accused pleaded not guilty to the same offence and also denies two counts of cruelty and one count of allowing the death of a child.

Judge Altham remanded both men, who lived in Grimsargh, near Preston, into custody ahead of a pre-trial hearing on in January.

A police investigation first began after officers were called to Blackpool Victoria Hospital at 19:15 BST on 27 July 2023 after the baby was brought in unresponsive.

Preston was pronounced dead a short time later.

[Jane S 🦜 @jane1823]

@KeruboSk Yes. Every day. I’m 51 now and I’m so annoyed at myself for being so insecure when I was younger that I felt like I needed all that makeup. I hate wearing it now.