Jane Bristow

Cuppa tea......mmmmmmmmmm

[Jane Bristow @janeCL_lover]

@RoseSchmits Rose (sorry, totally unrelated) I’m desperate to buy a crawler pot for my sisters 60th in May. Will you be selling more by then? & if not, soon after? Sent you an email but don’t know how else to contact you.

[Avaaz @Avaaz]

⚠️ URGENT message from Ukraine to @EmmanuelMacron, @Bundeskanzler and #EUCO:

Ukrainians are showing their bravery in this fight. The EU needs to be brave too. Will EU leaders listen to Svitlana? Will you listen to the call of Ukrainians to STOP fuelling Putin’s war machine?

[Jane Bristow @janeCL_lover]

@PieterseMarc What the very fuck is wrong with these people?? #monsters

[Jane Bristow @janeCL_lover]

https://t.co/PjgkR2BmXU

[Jane Bristow @janeCL_lover]

Football Association AND Oliver Dowden Sec of State DCMS. PM Boris Johnson.: Ban racists for life from all football matches in England* - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/RLzcnMJgkj via @UKChange

[Jane Bristow @janeCL_lover]

@Alan_Measles Watching #GraysonsArtClub & saw you using a Hells lager transfer. I should’ve sent you a pic of this cushion I made for my bro in law, but didn’t think of it coz I’m stupid 😬 So thought I’d show it to you now!

[Jane Bristow @janeCL_lover]

I have so much respect for Alex Beresford. Articulate, passionate yet calm in a very non-bullying way! Piers, sit down & learn

[emily m @maitlis]

Forget piers walking off. Listen to Alex. He’s superb.

[Jane Bristow @janeCL_lover]

@SeSeGiGi_ @Lord_Sugar Seeing as you didn’t watch or listen to the interview, someone in the royal family was “concerned” about the baby’s colour. That’s a very different convo to what you’re referring to 🙄

[Jane Bristow @janeCL_lover]

Time to stop whatever else you’re doing & watch this 30 times over. You’re welcome!

[Jane Bristow @janeCL_lover]

@MrsD72103261 @AinsleyFoods I heard that if you’ve had covid, you react a lot worse to the jab 🤷‍♀️ I haven’t & I didn’t feel a thing & only had an achy & sore arm

[Jane Bristow @janeCL_lover]

@AnnieTHunt @piersmorgan So do I!! And to prove it I’m a vegan. I just think it’s abhorrent to verbally attack a nearly 100 year old. My octogenarian parents are not vegans but I’m hardly gonna attack them. Different generation, different beliefs. Teach the younger people.

[Jane Bristow @janeCL_lover]

@ChrisKe80842038 @MickyP3110 @piersmorgan How you feel is perfectly understandable in your circumstances. Good luck to you and your mum 🙏

[Jane Bristow @janeCL_lover]

@ChrisKe80842038 @piersmorgan I don’t know why people are so hung up on the word cunt? If I’d used the word “dick” I’m pretty sure no one would’ve mentioned it 🤷‍♀️ The word has been around a VERY long time & I don’t see why the 21st century should kill it off.

[Jane Bristow @janeCL_lover]

@ChrisKe80842038 @MickyP3110 @piersmorgan My tweet was directed at comments like “he’s a walking corpse 😆”. They were not coming from people who were making a point about trying to see a doc. These people are pure trolls. I’m very sorry about your mother. I hope she gets the treatment she needs.

[Jane Bristow @janeCL_lover]

@Manc_Franke @Letstalkfootie1 @brim90 @piersmorgan Yeah sweetheart, darling, sugarplum, LUV, not liking insulting comments directed at a 99 year old man makes me a sycophant 🤔 You’re boring me now. I’m off.

[Jane Bristow @janeCL_lover]

@Manc_Franke @Letstalkfootie1 @brim90 @piersmorgan So darling it’s ok to insult everyone who you don’t respect? You’re in for a busy life then. So as you haven’t earned my respect it will be ok for me to insult you if I see you’ve tweeted you’re not very well?

[Jane Bristow @janeCL_lover]

@SeeberColin @piersmorgan You don’t have to give a shit. Just don’t say anything at all in that case. How nice it would be if everyone just buttoned it just for once. Use vile comments sensibly. Direct them at someone really deserving, like that giant orange gimp Donny!

[Jane Bristow @janeCL_lover]

@philMcAvity20 @Letstalkfootie1 @brim90 @piersmorgan No I’m fine today Phil thanks for asking. I only get “grumpy” when people think that being funny is putting someone else down, especially someone old & ill! I’m not new to this. Unfortunately I’m painfully aware of the immense volume of twats on Twitter!

[Jane Bristow @janeCL_lover]

@lucyjbriers I grew up with The Good Life 👌🏻 Even now I whistle your dads wee ditty from it on a daily basis. And watching the re-runs again. Quality viewing and always will be 👍🏻

[Jane Bristow @janeCL_lover]

@MickyP3110 @piersmorgan Not like you’re missing the point or anything 🤦🏻‍♀️ Are women not allowed to swear in your world??