Jane Morton

[WG RumblePants @WG_RumblePants]

JOINT MCC–ICC STATEMENT ON THE LORD’S PITCH FOR THE 1ST TEST BETWEEN ENGLAND AND NEW ZEALAND

For Immediate Release

The Marylebone Cricket Club and the International Cricket Council have concluded a thorough, exhaustive, and entirely disproportionate review of the pitch used for the First Test between England and New Zealand at Lord’s.

Following detailed analysis involving former players, current players, groundskeepers, meteorologists, historians, economists, three retired colonels, and a gentleman who once watched cricket from a bus stop in 1978, the panel has determined that the surface was “not quite right.”

While no consensus was reached on precisely how it was not quite right, members agreed that “something should be done”.

After considering the possibility of sanctioning England, New Zealand, Lord’s, the weather, gravity, and the concept of grass itself, the ICC has elected to apply the standard administrative remedy:

World Test Championship Points Deductions — Effective immediately:

India: -12 WTC points
Pakistan: -8 WTC points
Sri Lanka: -6 WTC points
Bangladesh: -125 WTC points

The panel agreed that Bangladesh’s deduction should be larger because “that’s how these things usually seem to work.”

[Bev 💛💚 @bjbubbly]

If anyone in the Norwich area know of any lovely ladies (or gentlemen) who are able to knit some blankets for our NICU babies at NNUH, we are in desperate need 🙏🏻🙏🏻
The patterns we use are below.

Thank you!
#NorwichKnitters
#NICU

[Lacons Brewery Norfolk Cricket Alliance @NfkCA]

Lacons Brewery Norfolk Cricket Alliance Awards Dinner & Presentation 2025

Division 1 Champions

🏆 Hethersett & Tas Valley CC 🏆

#NCAAwards

[Jane Morton @jane_morton]

@norfolkccc Sunday 3rd or Monday4th ? 🤔

[Sharron Davies HoL MBE @sharrond62]

I was a tomboy. I had 2 brothers. Trained with the boys & my best local friend was the boy across the road who I rode my bike with & built dens with. I had short hair pretty much jeans all the time, and obviously competitive! I was not a boy or non binary (there’s no 3rd sex). What we are doing in particular to young girls who don’t fit an ever narrowing stereotype is 100% wrong, utterly regressive & has huge long term negative side effects. Let kids be kids. They don’t need to fit into boxes

[Hethersett and Tas Valley Cricket Club @htvcc]

Its that time again! Time to start working on the celebrations for that big ton you are bound to get this year. Any new players who fancy joining us at nets and meeting a bunch of legends, send us a DM #upthetas #buzzballisback

[Gray-Nicolls @graynics]

Partnership of 454 but still not quite able to nail the high five/fist bump dilemma

[Lord's Taverners @LordsTaverners]

An iconic moment seeing table cricket played in the Long Room at @HomeOfCricket 🙌

Thank you @NathLyon421, @adamhillscomedy, @gordongkennedy, the @englandcricket VI players and our Super 1s participants for playing!

A truly special day ❤️

📸 @MCCOfficial Chloe Knutt

[Hethersett and Tas Valley Cricket Club @htvcc]

PLEASE RT | As per our last tweet, Jack Gibson suffered a horrific injury last night in the Norfolk T20. He is currently in hospital awaiting surgery, and looks like it will be a lengthy return before he's up and running again.

[Hethersett and Tas Valley Cricket Club @htvcc]

2024 INDOOR NETS | After a very successful 2023 across all levels at HTVCC, we're getting senior cricket for 2024 underway this Saturday at Langley Prep School! New faces are welcome, all abilities accommodated for. #UpTheTas #buzzball 🏏

[Jane Morton @jane_morton]

@TailendersPod @jimmy9 Disappointed to find you’ve cancelled the Southend date to which we had tickets and a hotel booked 😔

[Jane Morton @jane_morton]

@SimonMcCoyTV @ShangriLaHotels So sorry to read about your mum Simon. She was a big part of my childhood in Bristol. Condolences to all your family.

[Opening Up Cricket @OpeningUpCC]

Good to be with the folks @htvcc tonight to talk about mental wellbeing through cricket 🧠 🏏

[Sky News @SkyNews]

The England women's goalkeeper said it is "very hurtful" that Nike has decided not to manufacture her replica shirt for the Women's World Cup https://t.co/N3E5S5plx3

[Moon🍷 @Moonlant]

People coming to Twitter to check whether WhatsApp is down #Whatsappdown

[Hethersett and Tas Valley Cricket Club @htvcc]

We are delighted to invite you to our first summer beer festival on the weekend of 21st to 23rd July! We will be showcasing 12 Norfolk ales, including those from our event partner Grain Brewery, supported by beers from Ampersand Brew Co, Tindall Brewery, and Wolf Brewery 🍺

[Hethersett and Tas Valley Cricket Club @htvcc]

We are delighted to invite you to our first summer beer festival on the weekend of 21st to 23rd July! We will be showcasing 12 Norfolk ales, including those from our event partner Grain Brewery, supported by beers from Ampersand Brew Co, Tindall Brewery, and Wolf Brewery 🍺

[Norfolk Cricket Foundation @NorfolkCricket]

Weekly Play-Cricket Honours Board - Week 11🏏

Well done to everyone that made the weekly ECB Honours Board 👏

[Hethersett and Tas Valley Cricket Club @htvcc]

We are delighted to invite you to our first summer beer festival on the weekend of 21st to 23rd July! We will be showcasing 12 Norfolk ales, including those from our event partner Grain Brewery, supported by beers from Ampersand Brew Co, Tindall Brewery, and Wolf Brewery 🍺

[Hethersett and Tas Valley Cricket Club @htvcc]

HTVCC BEER FESTIVAL | We invite you to our first summer beer festival on the weekend of 21st to 23rd July! We will be showcasing 12 Norfolk ales, including those from our event partner Grain Brewery, supported by beers from Ampersand Brew Co, Tindall Brewery, and Wolf Brewery 🍺