Jane Simon

Hellloooooooo! Day job: ECD in LA. Catch me on Instagram too @janesays22.

[Jane Simon @jane_simon]

Influencers are like the car salesman of the internet.

[Jane Simon @jane_simon]

@chrislhayes @rob_sheridan 25 for 45.

[Jane Simon @jane_simon]

25 for 45.

[Jane Simon @jane_simon]

Yoga 2020 style... Pensioners do unusual form of meditation in Shanghai park https://t.co/Ot6W6PcK2I

[Jane Simon @jane_simon]

@sashawelland @Speedway_J Business shirt on top - yoga or sweat pants on the bottom is the 2020 version of a mullet.

[Jane Simon @jane_simon]

“My WiFi is down” is the 2020 version of “Bad traffic, will be a few minutes late to work”

[Jane Simon @jane_simon]

@ej11lizzie What makes this even more perfect is his blue sweater.

[Actually, @eaton]

This is the kind of meaningful context that turns data into insight.

[Jane Simon @jane_simon]

The effort I used to place in what I wore to work has been redirected towards what my daily zoom background will be. #Day63 #AdLife

[Simon & Associates @simonworld]

And we’ve come full circle... https://t.co/yJBjw0XfCd

[Jane Simon @jane_simon]

Cannot fall asleep after discovering an astounding amount of people think a pedicab is spelled petticab...

[Jane Simon @jane_simon]

I have a client-induced headache that a CBD gummy, glass of prosseco, oreo thin and 2 cigarettes haven’t cured. #TGIF

[Jane Simon @jane_simon]

'GoT' Hid Six Iron Thrones Around the World for an Epic Scavenger Hunt https://t.co/8nfICTA2tR

[Jane Simon @jane_simon]

“Do you need help?” & “Thank you.” 2 phrases that should be used much more than they are.

[Jane Simon @jane_simon]

This. Ruavieja Commercial 2018 (English subs): #WeHaveToSeeMoreOfEachOther https://t.co/QpcljlIR1b via @YouTube

[Jane Simon @jane_simon]

Nativity Scene 2.0 https://t.co/cyyxuDczR6 via @SadAndUseless

[Jane Simon @jane_simon]

Just realized that someone has the job of giving Trump his horrific faux tan.

[Vinny Lingham @VinnyLingham]

How technology has enabled our vices :

Sloth - YouTube
Wrath - Twitter
Envy - Instagram
Pride - Facebook
Lust - Tinder
Gluttony - Pinterest
Greed - Crypto

[Simon & Associates @simonworld]

Santander’s Powerful AR Experience Shows the Misunderstood Realities of Homelessness https://t.co/ZCtDB0GDsY

[Jane Simon @jane_simon]

If the client is willing, you can make anything interesting. “How to Market a Seemingly Boring Industry in a Unique Way” https://t.co/MFjUMCkkXR