jane!

designer — she/her

[jane! @janedepgen]

@GlobalLitin @MumblinDeafRo Spine cellar :)

[jane! @janedepgen]

I entered the Merrily We Roll Along Lottery for $39 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/vkcKgiLsFQ

[jane! @janedepgen]

@bbbbbbbbbene That is awful!! I used to like the coffee pedaler - are they of the dumbass variety?

[jane! @janedepgen]

@brendan_pasley The Discography of Anne Frank

[jane! @janedepgen]

@bbbbbbbbbene That would be the only way I could possibly join you! And maybe this

[jane! @janedepgen]

@bbbbbbbbbene we are the only two in the family who simply cannot enjoy sunshine and that is our cross to bear!

[jane! @janedepgen]

@bbbbbbbbbene Is this a subtweet about my mom

[south of frisco @Meezy_13]

@AOC @LoveisBlindShow

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

it’s so crazy that athletes get traded just like that. what about their friends?

[jane! @janedepgen]

@bbbbbbbbbene I love Matilda the Musical but I also have admittedly bad taste!!!! movie didn’t live up to the stage version imo 🤷🏻‍♀️

[jane! @janedepgen]

approaching my cat to put her in her carrier and go to the vet

[jane! @janedepgen]

Uber driver, en route to the Seattle airport this morning: are you excited to go home?

Me: yes

Driver: *laughs* have you had your coffee yet?

Me: no

Driver: *laughs*

*silence for rest of the ride*

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[jane! @janedepgen]

Do they know something I don’t know…..

[jane! @janedepgen]

I’ve been strength training for a few months and always refer to my arms as noodles bc they’re weak but this morning we decided I’ve made enough progress that they now qualify as… al dente noodles 💪🏼🍜

[jane! @janedepgen]

I don’t know what my neighbor does for work but it seems to almost always involve shouting at people on the phone 😌

[jane! @janedepgen]

[Talking with coworker about an upcoming work trip]

Me: it’ll be hard to be away from Ruby

Coworker: …even for just 3 days?

Me:

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@be_fury Atta girl

[jane! @janedepgen]

@brendan_pasley SAME BRENDAN

[jane! @janedepgen]

the phrase “shrimp scampura” just popped out of my brain? which appears to be a portmanteau of shrimp scampi & shrimp tempura? I don’t eat shrimp or even really know what shrimp scampi is but if that sounds like it could be a good idea for a dish you owe me $1,000,000

[jane! @janedepgen]

Me pulling up to the auto shop being like “hey boys I just need a lil oil change” and them being like “also your inspection sticker is expiring this month and your plates are on backwards”