Jane

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The human body was not made to expend this much energy thinking about Pennsylvania.

[Jane @janedroid]

Why would you betray us like this @dominos We were so excited for #robotpizza

[Andrea Reed @codeReed85]

My wife sent me this today and we both thought it was pretty cool! But #robotpizza turned out to be a lie. Why do you do this to us @dominos ?!

[Jane @janedroid]

#BestDateEver Burger King Will Let You Order 100 Chicken Nuggets for $10 for a Limited Time @Thrillist https://t.co/76a6FpqZH7

[Jane @janedroid]

“Do you want to watch a movie?”
“Sure! What do you want to watch”
“Whatever you want to watch”
- repeat until death (or bedtime)

[Jane @janedroid]

I have to be honest... I have no idea what I’m doing

[Jane @janedroid]

@BonerWizard I bet if you heat the corn up a bit first, it would be even more awesome