Janelle Anne

Twitter is an abyss. These are the pennies I throw into it. @spotify @thelastmagazine

[Janelle Anne @janelleanne_]

@fauntleroy I logged onto twitter after 3.5 years to plead for another Cocaine 80s album 😭

[Janelle Anne @janelleanne_]

@gabekoplowitz I remember this day

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@fornicari Hi, trying to get in touch about using images for a TV show! Thanks.

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God bless America. And my sneeze.

[Janelle Anne @janelleanne_]

Free start-up idea: reorder the keyboard

[Janelle Anne @janelleanne_]

Free directions: Turn left, make a U-turn, go straight.

[Janelle Anne @janelleanne_]

Free rap line: I use hundred dolla bills to bookmark 'enry Mills

[Janelle Anne @janelleanne_]

From now on, we say, "Jinx! You owe me a lifetime sentence."

[Janelle Anne @janelleanne_]

@openingceremony @Kindness announcing the elevator floors for a blind passenger

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My best editing is done after I hit tweet

[Janelle Anne @janelleanne_]

It's so gratifying talking about NSFW topics from the office exit all the way down a crowded elevator ride.

[Janelle Anne @janelleanne_]

The most painfully cold walk is the windy block between me and @LaColombeCoffee. The things we do for caffeine.

[Janelle Anne @janelleanne_]

Is it healthy to keep a post-it of your mistakes on your phone?

[Janelle Anne @janelleanne_]

Resolution update: I declined a free cookie.

[Janelle Anne @janelleanne_]

New @google chat feature basically says: hey, we're eavesdropping (and laughing!) too

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Mood: unfollow.

[Janelle Anne @janelleanne_]

Chefs in uniform are eating lunch next to me

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Me at a bar: Too loud. Bye.

[Janelle Anne @janelleanne_]

Fender Rhodes and steel-stringed guitars for the night. BAI Halloween

[Janelle Anne @janelleanne_]

@WhitneyBrodribb 👍miss you all, though!!!