janelle

🌳PA roots 📍Montana 🐾Dog Mom

[janelle @janellemannion]

My girl crush is Ella Langley

[janelle @janellemannion]

Why is no one talking about how creepy owls are

[janelle @janellemannion]

15. 🤧😂

[michelle pfizer 🍉 @arshdhillonk]

the man you met at 19 was a descendent of the devil.

[janelle @janellemannion]

Me

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when i put “???” In a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone

[janelle @janellemannion]

Imagine how even more horrifying bears would be if they walked primarily on their back paws.
Nightmares about bears are inbound, I just feel it.

[janelle @janellemannion]

@karleyxlouise 😂😂 ahhh yeah it probably is

[janelle @janellemannion]

Does anyone else have continual nightmares about discovering dead bodies or is it just me

[janelle @janellemannion]

“Why do you have to take an out of this world amount of vitamin D??”
Oh idk because our winter is 9 months long and our 10 day forecasts look like this for eternity. I ain’t seen the sunshine in 3 damn dayyyys

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Usher bringing out Lil Jon & Ludacris was special.

[Reba McEntire @reba]

Boots with the fur…#SuperBowlLVIII ready!

[janelle @janellemannion]

Everything makes me emotional it seems, but writing a matron of honor speech for the wedding of my best friend since 6th grade may take the cake 😮‍💨

[janelle @janellemannion]

There are 0 things more humbling than running with no bra and a loose shirt on 🫥

[J @Jimbo00o]

do you ever close a kitchen drawer with your hip and just think about how you're a single mom who works two jobs and loves her kids and never stops?

[janelle @janellemannion]

Me: you should have just brought clothes and stayed here
Carson: I mean, I did. 😂
Bro wasn’t even invited over & he brought an overnight bag for a school night lmao

[janelle @janellemannion]

We need The Ravenhood Trilogy made into movies STAT

[janelle @janellemannion]

My mental health is strugglinggggg, so I scheduled a hair appointment for myself, and go figure we get bad weather & she requests to reschedule. No biggie, I get it. But damn I needed this. So did I Snapchat my tattoo artist instead? Sure did.

[janelle @janellemannion]

Jake has left me home alone far too long today… I baked an entire pumpkin to make homemade purée, I’m about to bake brownies, I took the dogs to the grocery store to buy veggies for stirfry tonight, I ran the dogs around the property on the fourwheeler, & did 8 loads of laundry