Janelle Bernard

Writer, pop culture officienado, seeker of laughs, excellent speller

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Dodgers!!!!!

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Is it bad that my first thought upon waking up this morning was "What am I going to eat for lunch?". It was 6am.

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The Princess Bride might be the best movie ever

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Friends. It holds up.

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Love the excitement of March Madness. Hate seeing these kids cry when their teams lose

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I did two workouts today. That means I get to drink whiskey without guilt, right?

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Maureen Maher never met an ugly jacket she didn't like

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@Andy Just me or is there discernible hostility between you & Tom Sandoval?

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Eva Longoria is pretty damn smart. I should probably follow her.

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@Andy Thank you for this tweet. Now I know I should watch it on the west coast!

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Watching "Bridesmaids" and am reminded of how amazing Melissa McCarthy is