Janelle

I ❤️ naps (she/her)

[Janelle @janellethinks]

*Wants to go to bed early to start the week off right*
*Ends up on wiki One Tree Hill page reading about character Grubbs the bartender*

[Janelle @janellethinks]

@erastourticks @RogersCentre This would be a long-awaited dream come true

[Janelle @janellethinks]

@erastourticks @RogersCentre @taylorswift13 Pleeeease, please, please 🙏

[Janelle @janellethinks]

@ULTRAGLOSS @erik_less "we don't have an answer", they say

[Janelle @janellethinks]

Same, Henry.

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Just thinking about what a great entertainer Bruno is ⁦@BrunoMars⁩

[Janelle @janellethinks]

@ourladyofcoffee @LGBTQSKIPPR I assume you can still hear ME, though, over the 45,000 people agreeing with you

[Janelle @janellethinks]

@Sheer_Rossyness @boomottawa @Pammerhockey @dylanblackradio Whoa, no I did not! It's unfortunate he kind of just became known for the one thing haha

[Janelle @janellethinks]

@ourladyofcoffee I just want you to know that every 7-10 months I open up your store and imagine a life for myself in which every item I own just says HECK on it. It's a good life.

[Janelle @janellethinks]

@Sheer_Rossyness A hockey genius, that one

[Colin Diersing @cdiersing]

Taylor Swift fandom is Q-Anon for people who were a pleasure to have in class

[Janelle @janellethinks]

@erik_less More like roose on a goof, am I right?

[Janelle @janellethinks]

Lord, I see what you've done for others

[Janelle @janellethinks]

@ourladyofcoffee umami, it must be

[Janelle @janellethinks]

If God wanted us to use whisks why did he make them so hard to clean

[Janelle @janellethinks]

I think it's weird and unfair when job listings have "sense of humour" as one of their requirements. And this is from someone extremely funny.

[Janelle @janellethinks]

@buitengebieden Or this one @rineragetweets

[Janelle @janellethinks]

@rineragetweets @TheoWAGMI 😂

[Janelle @janellethinks]

@TheoWAGMI See, @rineragetweets, you gotta start liking tweets like this

[Janelle @janellethinks]

@erik_less All aboard, buddy

[Janelle @janellethinks]

@erik_less Welcome

[Janelle @janellethinks]

@ourladyofcoffee I got to pick a beneficiary recently! I thought it would be supes funny to choose someone I knew from elementary school with whom I have not spoken in decades. Just as a lil' prank.