Jane Helpern

brand voice & babies. medical drama enthusiast. maker of #matleavemerch. have you seen my debit card?

[Jane Helpern @janeohelp]

But why is a fumigation tent my literal style icon?

[Efe @SassyE]

The Thinx lawsuit/settlement is really wild. I've spent hundreds over the last several years on the period underwear, and they've been lying this whole time about them being toxic free.

[Ashley Graham @ashleygraham]

Quote tweet this with a photo of you taking 'fat positivity' too far. I'll start.

[Jane Helpern @janeohelp]

All these people like “shop small this holiday season,” how about “shop corporate” and help people not get laid off lol.

[Jane Helpern @janeohelp]

Is it even family “vacation” if your son didn’t discover a tiny dead sneak and carry it around the house and wake everybody up by presenting it to them?

[Jane Helpern @janeohelp]

Not the country radio station calling “pumpkin spice” its own pandemic.

[Jane Helpern @janeohelp]

@yasisalek My brand welcomes you.

[Jane Helpern @janeohelp]

Pitching editors about how crafting ornate Halloween-themed snack plates taught me big life lessons, again.

[Bethany Cosentino @BethanyCoast]

The show with the best theme song around is back today congrats @yasisalek 💅🏻

[Jane Helpern @janeohelp]

Isn’t the whole point that robots can probably detect which boxes have traffic lights or mountains in them???

[Jane Helpern @janeohelp]

Bout to die on a Shania Twain lyric hill in an exec creative review while citing the brand house as defense wish me luck.

[Jane Helpern @janeohelp]

Swap friends for mom and you’ve got my son

[trash jones @jzux]

(holding my friends at gunpoint) pumpkin patch?????

[Jane Helpern @janeohelp]

I am a sustainability warrior*

*unless a fast fashion brand wants to hire my cool-looking kid to model

[Jane Helpern @janeohelp]

Is there anything worse than cancelling a hair appointment because you have to work?

[Jane Helpern @janeohelp]

Everyone who is like “if Serena can’t have it all, who can?” acting like their little copywriting job is the same as changing the face of sport forever???

[Jane Helpern @janeohelp]

Dads will literally disappear to take a shit while the pasta water is boiling.

[Jane Helpern @janeohelp]

Showed up to a work zoom with wet hair and felt naked???

[David Doel @daviddoel]

Me: Here’s half my income.

Daycare: Cool. Here’s a new virus every other week.

[Jane Helpern @janeohelp]

@OnlineAlison How dare you

[Jane Helpern @janeohelp]

@OnlineAlison Big butts

[Jane Helpern @janeohelp]

Does the word “embarrass” come from “bare ass” or is that just a coincidence.