Janessa Ferreira

mom. wife. registered nurse.

[Janessa Ferreira @janessamferry]

Finally, a CDC recommendation that we can all get behind! 💪🏼

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

The CDC recommends staying at home with your dog so they’re not sad

[Janessa Ferreira @janessamferry]

@AlyssaMadruga She needs to calm tf down 😂

[Janessa Ferreira @janessamferry]

The third trimester of pregnancy is all about mastering the art of carrying on a normal conversation with someone while a tiny human is beating you up on the inside 🥴

[Janessa Ferreira @janessamferry]

@rinaevelina I’m sorry, whaaaatttt 🤯

[Janessa Ferreira @janessamferry]

Nobody prepares you for how incredibly weird it is to feel a fetus move around in your uterus 🥴

[Janessa Ferreira @janessamferry]

@AlyssaMadruga Traffic is bad enough as it is ✌🏼

[Janessa Ferreira @janessamferry]

Patient in their 20’s diagnosed with a brain tumor. Lost their job and could not afford health insurance. Finally got a job with health insurance 2 years later and it was too late- they are now terminal. This should not be happening in the US or anywhere #passuniversalhealthcare

[Janessa Ferreira @janessamferry]

Will there ever come a time when there are no dishes in the sink? Asking for my sanity 🥴

[Janessa Ferreira @janessamferry]

You know what nurses really want for #NursesWeek ? A well staffed unit. Can’t believe we still have to miss breaks and take on extra patients over a year into this pandemic. But thanks for my cookie. #getittogether

[Janessa Ferreira @janessamferry]

Dear @elonmusk ,
Please incorporate @dogecoin into your monologue next weekend on @nbcsnl so it can skyrocket and I can retire. Please and thank you!

[Janessa Ferreira @janessamferry]

@AlyssaMadruga @Nordstrom It’s the reviews for me 😂😂

[Janessa Ferreira @janessamferry]

Dear @FoodNetwork ,
How does one get @GuyFieri ‘s job? -signed, an exhausted and hungry nurse

[Janessa Ferreira @janessamferry]

I can step outside for 30 seconds to get the mail and my dog will jump all over me when I walk into the house like I’ve been gone for a year. Nothing makes me feel more special 🥰

[Janessa Ferreira @janessamferry]

What do you tell your patient, who has been covid negative for 3 weeks but still needs an artificial airway and oxygen to breath, when he asks why states are lifting the mask mandate? I had no words. #MaskUp

[Janessa Ferreira @janessamferry]

@Apple when will we be able to leave a face mail when someone doesn’t answer our FaceTime? Imagine the people drinking alone, grandma’s first time face timing, and babies stealing mom’s phone videos we are missing out on! This will get us through the pandemic!

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

For everyone who retweets this, Bell will donate 5 cents to Canadian Mental Health. I love that they do this every year. #BellLetsTalk

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

No one can tell me that if it had been a group of Black Lives Matter protestors yesterday that they wouldn’t have been treated very differently than the mob that stormed the Capitol.

We all know that’s true — and it’s unacceptable.

[Janessa Ferreira @janessamferry]

@AlyssaMadruga 👏🏼 we 👏🏼 are 👏🏼 READY!

[Janessa Ferreira @janessamferry]

A SHOT OF HOPE ♥️
#covid19vaccine

[Janessa Ferreira @janessamferry]

Somebody get this guy to Pennsylvania!! #Election2020