Nessie

If you're not living on the edge then you're taking up too much space

[Nessie @janessaphe]

They told me plantain is nasty. Didn't need that kinda energy in my life

[Big Steppa 🦂✨ @WestIndianBae]

What's the pettiest reason why you broke up with someone or stopped talking to someone ?

[k @ysljennii]

I be rushing home just to be like this

[chi. @maybechi]

One of the worst things you can do is take a break from anything fitness related

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me vibin' out when I'm supposed to be cleaning

[Kandidly Kamesha ✨ @KandidlyKamesha]

Do something you really want to do this year. Stop rescheduling your joy.

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

Me on call with my favorite people after claiming I don't like phone calls

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"don't u get bored alone?"

Me laughing at my own stickers that i be sending ppl:

[mogul @sramzzad]

the older I get, the fucker the no

[slay @nemesis09066]

I told my boss I was going to use the toilet but didn't say which one. Now I'm at home

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the older i get the more i hate making extra stops after work

i drive home like i’m late for my house

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

what part of "i need to save money" do i not understand

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

[munii @m1nuyln2]

btw did you know mikel merino is a premier league champion

[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

Me whenever I see my bed 😌

[🎀ᢉ𐭩 @moyaUTD]

Jamaicans are HILARIOUS

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyerrr, and a shower is the keyesttttt 😭

[Haruki 📚 @Haruki_huga]

Reading a book without knowing anything about it and being surprised by its quality is one of the top experiences in life.

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

But don’t you think that it’s very weird that you see women having fun and the first thing on your mind is marriage?

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"hey are you home?"

Me (at home) : no

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

me rewatching my comfort show for the millionth time