Janet ❄️

11/05/16💙 | LPN | #skol

[Janet ❄️ @janet_gerner]

Fun things to do in MN:

- go to the lake
- go to zorbaz
- say “ope” & “oofda”
- say “I better get going” but not leave for 4261728 more hours
- bleed purple
- drive through construction forever
- lose appendages to frost bite
- hypothermia for 8 months followed by heat stroke https://t.co/eyO6SKlwJ7

[Mr Filth⚠️ @b1gfilth]

Fun things to do in FL:

-go to the beach
-get gold teeth
-make a soundcloud
-become an alcoholic
-get eaten by an alligator
-sweat
-Pollo Tropical
-weigh yourself at Publix https://t.co/1dV5pfYnan

[Janet ❄️ @janet_gerner]

@alexisMekena99 @emmavold_ & I completely agree with where you’re coming from people will abuse tf out of this but it’s just frustrating having all this medical knowledge with better solutions that so many people don’t & it’s so annoying when they don’t listen 🙃🙃

[Janet ❄️ @janet_gerner]

@alexisMekena99 @emmavold_ But at that point the baby is viable & can be delivered by emergency c-section instead of completely killing the baby like it’s basic medical knowledge that unfortunately the majority of the country does not possess & instead of saving both lives will choose to end another.

[Principessa @__jersss]

Some of y’all parents didn’t teach y’all that washing the counter, stove, etc. is a part of washing dishes & it shows.

[Sofia Spaeth @Sofia_Reno32]

This makes my stomach hurt

[jimbeam queen @gabzilla23]

Just taking a poll, like this tweet if you’ve ever played thunderstruck.. apparently it’s not a well known game

[Kirk Cousins @KirkCousins8]

I kind of understand the regular season OT format, but in a conference championship game, shouldn’t both teams get a possession even if one team scores a TD?

[Simple B @austbollingberg]

I hope Tom Brady gets hit by a car and breaks every bone in his body

[Brandon Chapman @brandonchappy14]

High school parties on movies are so fake. Like who really had a party in a mansion or at a big fancy pool with everyone dancing? Every party I went to was either a bonfire in Timmy's field or a throw down in Bobby's shop.

[Janet ❄️ @janet_gerner]

A concept: saying “the bachelor isn’t even realistic” won’t make me suddenly stop watching the bachelor we don’t watch the show because it’s realistic, Karen, it’s entertaining now go watch your kardashians so I can tell you that crap ain’t realistic 😊

[Country Music @CountryLyrics1]

Every page you turn is a lesson learned
#BrettYoung

[IC @Innggrriddcx]

damn girl if you don’t like me then why are u on my shit 🤣🤣🤣

[cass spinelli @cassspinelli]

unpopular opinion: college is FUN fun. yeah there are tons of assignments and classes suck, but since being in college i have met my best friends and made some of my favorite memories

[Kate @yergirlkate]

It is a scientific fact that if you ask a boy 2 questions they will only ever answer 1.

[Keara trammell @_Keara02]

Shoutout to the parents who never had much but gave us everything

[jenna 𓆩♡𓆪 @jennuhgeez]

Me:
White girls laptop case:
🥂 𝐼 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝒶 𝓃𝒶𝓅
ºlllllllº
I ❤️ ΠΚΑ
☕️
✧  ✧ 🐶

ˢᴴᴱ ᴮᴱᴸᴵᴱᵛᴱᴰ ˢᴴᴱ ᶜᴼᵁᴸᴰ ☾ ˢᴼ ˢᴴᴱ ᴰᴵᴰ 🍍