Jane Seymour

Bound to obey and serve. I like embroidery and not getting beheaded. [Julianna Teoh, period 4, at your service.]

[Jane Seymour @janethephoenix]

I miss when @kinghenrymeme would dress up and I'd pretend I had no idea what my husband looked like..so romantic #KOAPE16 @susan_parent

[Jane Seymour @janethephoenix]

#fbf to when @kinghenrymeme ordered me quails from Calais when I was carrying @imdeadthanksdad #KOAPE16

[Jane Seymour @janethephoenix]

So @popeisaphony has 95 problems, but I only have 1: @TomRichey won't follow me back 😭 #pleaseineedbonuspoints @susan_parent #KOAPE16

[Jane Seymour @janethephoenix]

@dowagerqueen @kinghenrymeme @susan_parent you weren't nearby when his leg exploded on people, we're you? #KOAPE16

[Jane Seymour @janethephoenix]

@TomRichey @susan_parent #KOAPE16

[Jane Seymour @janethephoenix]

I didn't die in childbirth for @TomRichey to not follow me back #pleasegoodsir

[Jane Seymour @janethephoenix]

Hey @TomRichey there's no fun in predestination! If the Pope doesn't excommunicate you first, my dear @kinghenrymeme will have your head!

[Jane Seymour @janethephoenix]

@AllThsHeartbr8k @susan_parent Uh, beg to differ #KOAPE16 I know spelling hasn't been standardized yet,but come on!

[Jane Seymour @janethephoenix]

Of all the ways to get your head chopped off, flaunting your affair with an ex is probs the stupidest @CathyHowie4 @susan_parent #KOAPE16

[Jane Seymour @janethephoenix]

@dowagerqueen @kinghenrymeme @susan_parent So...we could be sisters from two sides? Better not get my bro killed #KOAPE16

[Jane Seymour @janethephoenix]

@dowagerqueen @susan_parent If we weren't all dead already, I'd be glaring a murder up in here #KOAPE16

[Jane Seymour @janethephoenix]

@AnneBoleynII @mary_boleyn4 @susan_parent Not pretty enough to be in the official royal portrait, apparently #KOAPE16 (peep my banner)

[Jane Seymour @janethephoenix]

@mary_boleyn4 @therealCharlezV @susan_parent @AnneBoleynII Unlike you, Mary...just sayin #KOAPE16

[Jane Seymour @janethephoenix]

@cleves_of @susan_parent She's @qeeeeneliz1 Happy chatting!

[Catherine Parr @dowagerqueen]

@janethephoenix #KOAPE2016 @susan_parent

[Jane Seymour @janethephoenix]

@yagurljane @susan_parent tbh we'd all probably have had normal lifespans #KOAPE16

[Jane Seymour @janethephoenix]

@AllThsHeartbr8k @therealJaneGrey @susan_parent what kind of country would that even be? Total mistake, I'm sure #KOAPE16

[Jane Seymour @janethephoenix]

@AnneBoleynII @AllThsHeartbr8k @susan_parent Sorry, who's the one buried next to @kinghenrymeme again? #KOAPE16

[Jane Seymour @janethephoenix]

So much religious shade on mainland Europe rn...I can smell burning heresy from here @susan_parent #KOAPE16

[Jane Seymour @janethephoenix]

@AllThsHeartbr8k @susan_parent If only those tweets were sons, maybe @kinghenrymeme wouldn't have left you #KOAPE16