Jane Thomas

[Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell]

Look. If you don't find it fucking hilarious watching a dying 80-year-old pedophile rapist wearing 4 pounds of bronzer drawing "Lake America" over Lake Ontario like it's some kind of genius geopolitical flex, while barely able to speak, I can't help you.🇨🇦 😂😂😂

[Canary @TheCanaryUK]

📍 NEWCASTLE UNDER LYME - Locals were SHOCKED to found out the TRUE nature of Reform's plans.

[Jane Thomas @janethomas25]

@terrychristian I'm so grateful to you for saying it as it is. Every time.

[Karen Mulreid @beatingblog]

McGregor in the WH. I don't ever want to hear one of you fucking cunts ask, EVER again, why women don't report our rapes to the Gardai. Do you hear me? Because even when we do, even when the Jury finds in our favour, the fucking rapists end up being celebrated. That's why.

[tern @1goodtern]

Have none of these people even seen The Omen.

[Jane Thomas @janethomas25]

I unlocked £25 Rush tickets for @sixthemusical on @TodayTixUK! Tap to unlock: https://t.co/RIS8PBD1qw

[Jane Thomas @janethomas25]

I entered the Hamilton Lottery for £10 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/O07kWvdB4h

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Jon Savoy @JonSavoyiSwear]

When he said they’re giving migrants sex changes I nearly spit out my dog

[Jane Thomas @janethomas25]

@JohnLewisEU What an obnoxious, hypocritical little shit he really is.

[European Unity #FBPE #RejoinEU🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦#NAFO @EuropeanUnity1]

#NationalReadABookDay

[Jane Thomas @janethomas25]

@Matt_Pinner In Bruges. Always

[Jane Thomas @janethomas25]

@reece_dinsdale Love your voice of reason. Gives me hope.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

It has been 19 months since Michelle Mone was ordered to pay back £232,000,000, she hasn't paid back a penny, and is still a Lord despite not appearing in 2 years.

It is time for her to pay, and for her Lordship to be rescinded.

[Geraint @geraintgriffith]

Karen Carpenter: the goth years.

[Greta @GretaGrace20]

Yes he's only 78. But that's 109 in Fat Fuck years.

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

Too soon?

[Jane Thomas @janethomas25]

@pearlylondon I say that all.the time! I also wish I could leave my hands at the nail salon 🤣

[t/a Underscores Rn’t Us @AndyPlumb4]

The Tweet Of The Day Award goes to @DavidLHarper 🏆

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

A new day in Westminster has dawned...