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@JohnCleese Evidence that 'toxic masculinity' was never the issue; its 'toxic empathy' that gives us this crap.

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@catturd2 "Defund the Police" in action. This is the byproduct of citizens, prosecutors, and courts not supporting law enforcement. All that is left is the useless diversity hires.

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@SorrentinoSean The fireman was in fear of great bodily harm. Lae enforcement sent the useless byproduct of "Defund the Police", so the fireman had to use force to prevent a forcible felony. Don't like it? Don't defund the police and get real officers back on the street.

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@RyanAFournier Perhaps if only a taxpayer-funded community sympathizer had showed up to validate his feelings, this senseless violence could have been avoided. LOL.

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@realJohnJohnJr What do we know about Lee Harvey Oswald and is what we know true? What do we know about the Vegas hotel shooter?

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@Emmaiid11 Well it sounds like they’re not teaching, but rather indoctrinating, so no great loss.

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@WendyHu84730238 @NarutoNolimits Try to be more like Jesus and less like you. You will be much happier.

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Elon Musk reveals what happens when a rocket launch needs approval from Fish and Wildlife

Elon: "Nonetheless, we were forced to kidnap a seal, strap it to a board, put headphones on the seal and play sonic boom sounds to it to see if it would be distressed."

Elon: "This is an actual thing that happened. This is actually real. I have pictures."

Before the seal, there was a shark.

Elon: "One of the things that was a bit of a challenge at one point is that they were worried about our rocket hitting a shark."

He asked for the data to calculate the odds. They refused, in case shark hunters got hold of it.

Elon: "Then they said, well, there's another part of Fish and Wildlife that can do this analysis. I'm like, well, why don't you give them the data? They don't, we don't trust them. Like, excuse me, but they're literally in your department."

Then a second agency raised whales.

Elon: "If our rocket does hit a whale, which is extremely unlikely beyond all belief, that whale has some seriously bad luck. It's the least lucky whale ever."

The seal test was for launches out of Vandenberg, where the seal population has been rising for years.

Elon: "So if anything, rocket booms are an aphrodisiac based on the evidence."

Elon: "The amazing part is how calm the seal was. Because if I was a seal, I'd be like, this is the end. They're definitely gonna eat me."

Elon: "Its seal buddies are never gonna believe him that he got strapped to a board and they put headphones on his ears."

They did it twice.

Elon: "I don't think the public is quite aware of the madness that goes on."

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@adamcarolla Awesome!

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@mattvanswol @RealJamesWoods It’s Atlanta - a Democrat stronghold. Just another day…

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@elonmusk I’m glad you said it was a member of parliament from South Africa. I had just assumed it was a Democrat in our Congress.

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@IsaacHayes3 Now that’s hilarious. Thanks for the laugh, but please stop promoting hate.

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I get it

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https://t.co/icsj2CsEI1

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@72Breezy I start pepper spraying and, when I run out of pepper spray, I just start spraying. FAFO.

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@Justinjpearson You reap what you sow.

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@RealJamesWoods I’m thinking that money would have been better spent helping people get back in their homes, but I guess you can’t pass up the opportunity to tax payer dollars to campaign with.

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@teetime234 @catturd2 Thanks for the laugh

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@catturd2 This is what all her TikTok friends told her and she’s too dumb to question it.

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@Nicole_wren01 @catturd2 Bingo. That is very common for wealthy people (especially celebrities or others with a higher likelihood for litigation) to do.