Janet

[Janet @janetnomiddle]

@Lizzard425 The liz I remember would have stolen it from MCLA and gotten sued. The south changed you bih

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@elviagarcia_ Ya tu sabes

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@elviagarcia_ Say it to my face bitch

[Janet @janetnomiddle]

@Lizzard425 I woke up from my nap and I thought it was the next day

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@TomiLahren a day without Tomi Lahren howbow dah

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@Lizzard425 I fucking deleted my Twitter. You and Elvia are the only people who missed me haha why I deleted the app in the first place

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@eliviagarcia https://t.co/8dBePKBNbu

[CNN @CNN]

.@BernieSanders flashes a smile to @JimWebbUSA during #DemDebate http://t.co/mgAxgYG7Vn http://t.co/E2HXLp9828

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What if Christian Bale is just anorexic and he uses his movie roles to cover it up...

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Number one reason I don't want kids is so I don't have to go to their concerts and plays.

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@Lizzard425 @SOMEXlCAN you have one Mexican friend and that's me and you have NEVER had to sleep with a pillow blanket. Only a rock 😳

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@eliviagarcia 😳

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@eliviagarcia can't say the same to you quitter

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Saw a hawk swoop down and grab a red squirrel. Welp got my nature fix for the day.

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No matter how much lotion you put on your elbows, it will always look like ball sac skin

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@Lizzard425 it was still pretty resourceful of me

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Lol woke up and my contacts were in my lip balm #ImLiterallyTheWorst

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It looks like a god damn artic tundra outside

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Florida

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Mrs Green is married to Mr Streeter. I totally called that in 6th grade.