thotsterberg

he was a scooter boy...

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Heated rivalry but with Guy Sebastian and Shannon Noll

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@bxsel California Dreamin!

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I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic

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Feeling very generous today, I’ve been liking everyone’s instagram stories ❤️

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I think I was born to be a nonna, unsure how to achieve this though

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Actually nah not all the time ❤️

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Hey does anyone feel lame and annoying? That’s how I feel too!! All the time actually!!!!

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My fatal flaw is not knowing which friends of mine wear glasses sometimes

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@peetfulcher Keep telling yourself that king 🙏

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@chillextremist Did you have littlest pet shop icy escapades set as well 😻

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Love that in the past few days especially I’m scrolling hinge thinking I’ve found a baddie, scrolling down her profile and then a THUMB LOOKING MAN APPEARS AND IT’S THEIR JOINT HINGE AND THEY WANT A THIRD? I’M GOING TO RIP MY OWN HEAD OFF

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Sitting on a hay bale, jerkin it.

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@stewartesss Get a life Martha

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Chicken chicken for my dinner chicken chicken poo pee winner 💕

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@marcmaronrawme I thought you meant Liam Payne for a minute I was like damn 😔😔

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@whybuddypregnan You’re all fucking gross lame losers

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I often think about an instance when I was 14 and saw a clip of nightmare on elm street that traumatised me so badly that the only thing that could help me get to sleep was a flight of the conchords song about a felt dragon being cured of his racism 😭

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If I were to ever own a beautiful dog such as scooby-doo or Gromit or snoopy I would cherish them and never take them for granted like their stupid human counterparts

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I actually really enjoy confirming my details on medical forms and such like YESSSS bitch that is definitely me

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Mums and bubs with matching cunty bobs, god Sydney is a magical town