Janet Soward

I am into doing nothing
I am very good at it
Doing nothing is art form

[Janet Soward @JanetSoward]

@idahohioan Come on everybody knows that it's got to be " San Francisco open your golden gate " no brainer. "I Left My Heart in San Francisco" is a close second

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@AriMelber
Coke a Cola, in a bottle, ice cold, almost frozen

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@ProjectLincoln Is this one of those Senate Orgies the Republicans throw?

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If Jeff Bezos can afford a $500 million yacht and fancy multimillion dollar homes all over the world, you know what? He can afford to pay workers at Amazon decent wages, decent benefits, and provide good working conditions.

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@Miguelnbc @NBCNightlyNews @NBCNews My husband would have bitch slapped Chris Rock too. To disrespect a man's wife on national TV is kind of a big deal

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@AgathaChocolats I think my fly is open. Crap

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@NunesAlt Ted, were you born a dick or did it take years of practice?

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Retweet if you’re thankful to have a president who tweets less and listens more.

[Janet Soward @JanetSoward]

@AgathaChocolats I'm not that horny

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@KattFunny What did they do. Choke on a brownie ?

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@KattFunny LOL Don't forget the incredibly short tight skirts. I however suggest having the angry mob sitting in the balcony yelling "kill Ted Cruz. Kill Lindsey Graham, kill Josh Hawley, then beat them with the American flag. That might work

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#IntrovertedBut
Introverted but only in 1 nipple

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@DanRather Being Lindsey Graham.. THE DUDE IS TOTALLY CLUELESS

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@camaswaguy LOL Sadly the answer to that is NO

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@madbarrister LOL Don't we all do that. Margarine tubs are my Tupperware

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@KattFunny I am a firm believer that there is a special place in Hell for good Christians. I believe that Billy Graham was a true man of God. I can not say the same for his

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@KattFunny So that was Melania's thing. Your cuz Lauren & I never could find out what her agenda was. All I knew about Melania was that she was well moisturized. We had a very greasy first lady