Janet

[Janet @janetsplanet_1]

I love it when I’m hungover but I’m also sore from yesterdays workout so it kinda cancels out

[Janet @janetsplanet_1]

Major fuck you to the workers for the New York Times games. I just wanna mini crossword smh

[Janet @janetsplanet_1]

I love this view

[Janet @janetsplanet_1]

Why does it feel like such bot behavior to wear sunglasses while I’m walking to class with my backpack on but it’s completely normal to go on a normal walk with my sunglasses on

[Janet @janetsplanet_1]

@sharkpussy1234 Amen sister

[Janet @janetsplanet_1]

My dream date. Cute.

[Janet @janetsplanet_1]

Every week my mom buys peanuts because my dad loves them and he proceeds to eat the whole jar and then tell her to pls stop buying them bc it’s so bad for him. They repeat this cycle every week.

[Janet @janetsplanet_1]

Just walked into Abercrombie to see a 20% off storewide sale: win #1. I asked the lady if they had back stock of the tank I wanted in white and she said they did: win #2. I then checked out and was told I had $10 in rewards on my account: win #3. Should I buy a lottery ticket?

[Janet @janetsplanet_1]

uv is 10 my happiness is a 10

[Janet @janetsplanet_1]

after i purchase a new clothing item i have to leave it on my dresser for at least 3 days in the bag i bought it in to fully appreciate my purchase. what is the science behind this?

[Janet @janetsplanet_1]

thank yewwwww

[Janet @janetsplanet_1]

chickfila diet lemonade

[Janet @janetsplanet_1]

@sharkpussy1234 let’s not

[Janet @janetsplanet_1]

baxter hill = 12-3-30 without my consent

[Janet @janetsplanet_1]

@brotherplease_ same

[Janet @janetsplanet_1]

just got through my third consecutive anatomy lab in which I finished first out of the whole class. feeling anatomical af

[Janet @janetsplanet_1]

there is nothing more aggravating than calling your mom to complain about a bad grade and she tells you to start going to office hours.

[Janet @janetsplanet_1]

@SharkPussy123 @lockjaw42069 no one neared this poor performance.

[Janet @janetsplanet_1]

can we not jump from 35 to 70° in the span of 2 hours while i’m at class thx

[Janet @janetsplanet_1]

went to the doctor today and the nurse was about to take my weight. she told me to drop my purse and phone and then took an xtra 3 pounds off for my sweatshirt and shoes. she gets it.