Janette

“I would rather live my life as if there is a god and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.”Albert Camu

[Janette @janettetobe]

@CryptoCX1 The bidet is the one I can attest that is the best investment ever!! Just get it!
Thank us later 😅

[The Seed @theseed59788459]

Dear Muslims: My family and I have decided to move from the US to a Muslim country. We haven't picked which one yet—we're still comparing which one offers the best benefits package.

All my neighbors want to come too. And my neighbors' neighbors. And all their friends. And their friends' friends. Millions of us will show up with suitcases and a sense of entitlement.

As a large Christian community, we'll need a few small changes: Please start building churches immediately. Real churches, with nice loud bells, the kind that can be heard from the town square.

We'll also need for everyone to celebrate Christmas, and to close certain streets once a year for our processions. We may want to gather to pray to our Almighty God on your streets, in your parks, or on the lawns of your mosques.

We'll be an oppressed minority, so you'll have to be understanding and adapt to our way of life. Every supermarket must stock real pork, ham, chorizo, and bacon. And we're bringing all our dogs, so you'll need dog parks, and you'll have to smile tolerate them we walk them in front of your mosques. We want our women to be able to safely go out alone and wear shorts and tank tops. And when the weather's nice, we men like to go shirtless. We also want to drink alcohol, dance, and place an occasional bet at the horse races.

While we're at it, your religious holidays are a bit too much; they could offend the Christian community, so we'd appreciate it if you'd discreetly eliminate them. Thanks.

In schools and workplaces, our children and employees must be able to wear large crucifixes, say prayers, eat ham sandwiches in the cafeteria, and learn Christian principles without anyone getting criticized. We also demand chapels or Christian prayer rooms in every building, plus translators, because we have no intention of learning Arabic.

If any of this is rejected, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianophobia, racism, and anything we don't like.

One more thing: if my kids protest or burn your flag for any reason, please be understanding. I'll be sure to give them a very serious scolding.

Finally, we all want generous benefits, free housing, phones, free food, and pocket money while we "integrate" over the next three generations. Working is optional, obviously. Be patient with us, you'll get used to it.

We thank you in advance for your tolerance and compassion. After all, diversity is our strength!

Sincerely,
A Very Reasonable Christian

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

Abolish property taxes.

[Enes Kanter FREEDOM @EnesFreedom]

Officially official, @WNBA

I have officially declared for the 2027 #WNBA Draft.

Rules are rules!

#LetFreedomPlay

[Janette @janettetobe]

@anime_omo15 @EnesFreedom @WNBA What a shame for you to question her decision!! Didn’t know she/them will need to meet your “evidence” rules!

[Janette @janettetobe]

@EnesFreedom @WNBA Thank you for supporting WOMEN (XX)!!

[Arturo Villegas @ArturoVill7]

🕊️👵🏻Doña Dominga Pérez tenía 82 años. Era su cumpleaños y regresaba a paso lento después de vender sus cemitas en San Salvador Chachapa, Puebla. Su familia la esperaba para cenar y celebrar con ella. Nunca llegó.

Un miserable la asaltó para quitarle los 90 pesos que había ganado trabajando y, como si eso no fuera suficiente, le arrebató la vida golpeándola en la cabeza con una piedra.

Doña Dominga no se lo buscó, no era delincuente, no “andaba en malos pasos”. Era una abuelita humilde que salía a trabajar todos los días porque hay personas que, incluso a los 82 años, se dignifican trabajando y no estirando la mano nada más.

La mataron porque en este país asesinar sale demasiado barato. Porque una enorme cantidad de delitos queda impune y el delincuente se fía precisamente de eso: de la ineficacia, la impunidad y la indiferencia de las autoridades.

Qué país tan de la chingada. Qué maldito coraje saber que ni los adultos mayores están a salvo. Esta noticia me partió el corazón.

Descanse en paz Doña Dominga.

[Brandon Walker on Investing @vip92226041]

DONALD TRUMP JUST DID IT AGAIN

HE KEEPS TELLING YOU WHICH STOCKS TO BUY TO GET RICH

SO FAR HE CALLED:
$INTC AT $20 → +600%
$DELL AT $230 → +90%
$MU AT $740 → +70%

NOW HE'S CALLING:
$ALOY AT $8.25
$USAR AT $14.75
$MP AT $40.49

"I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO MAKE MONEY, DO MAGNETS"

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Jordan Salinas posted two years ago:

“Train like your life depends on it because one day it might”

Yesterday he engaged an active shooter in Idaho and potentially saved many lives.

HERO

[Salva Ortega @_SalvaOrtega]

Me encanta ver cómo los medios locales y la población ceutí estamos desmontando, con datos y hechos, las informaciones que está ofreciendo el Gobierno de Pedro Sánchez, mientras intentan suavizar lo que está ocurriendo, a pesar de que Ceuta es noticia a nivel mundial.

Bendito X.

[Farm Girl Carrie™️👩‍🌾 @FarmGirlCarrie]

So many agree here…

[🇪🇸Quarter's💚🇦🇶🇧🇷🇰🇮🇱🇺🇸🇹🇯🇵🇰🇷🇧🇭 @quarter14544]

SÍ 🙋‍♂️

[Dr. Stella Immanuel MD @stella_immanuel]

I wish I could look back and say I was wrong. I wished more people had listened. I was bashed and ridiculed for having the audacity to say Covid was treatable and people did not have to die. I am honored to have been given the privilege to treat hundreds of thousands and save lives. Fauci is the Impersonification of evil.
Humanity stay alert. Be prepared and not scared. Join our email on https://t.co/Zjor0tbugV and stay connected. The battle is not over

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

Never forget when Dr. Stella Immanuel was temporarily suspended from Twitter/locked out of her account after claiming she had successfully treated over 350 COVID patients using hydroxychloroquine in 2020

They were silencing doctors. Absolutely insane.

Fauci lied and people died because of it.

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

Fauci’s 'performance' today made me sick. Smug arrogance. Zero remorse. Zero accountability. He refused to answer a single question.
Sharing this again as a reminder: He used your tax dollars to fund the coronavirus lab research in Wuhan—and worked with the IC to cover it up. We deserve the truth and accountability.

[Fran Casaretto @Fran_Casaretto_]

Burlarse de los blancos se puede. De los negros es racismo.
Burlarse de los hombres se puede. De las mujeres es misoginia.
Burlarse de los hetero se puede. De los gays es homofobia.
Burlarse de la derecha se puede. De la izquierda es facismo.
Burlarse de la mayoría se puede, de la minoría es discurso de odio.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

"It's official." https://t.co/yKLewIZU64

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Caution didn't win women the vote, or equal pay, or fair sport, or the right to single-sex spaces. Sophie Cunningham is standing up for women and girls everywhere and it's glorious. Fuck caution.