Jane Vanderburgh

I really should have a Tweeter account

[Jane Vanderburgh @janevanderburgh]

For real???? 🤢 #MyTwitterAnniversary

[UMBC Athletics @UMBCAthletics]

Reminder everyone: Campus is closed tomorrow, no need to show up. So do your best Packers impression.

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[sees a dog i wanna pet]
(blink 182 voice) hello there

[Michael Tannenbaum @iamTannenbaum]

that meme with the cat but The Office

[Jane Vanderburgh @janevanderburgh]

This reads like a college girl telling her friends about a break up

[maybe: clare @clur19]

I can look at a girl and automatically know which American Girl she had. Like, you ever meet someone and you’re just amazed by the Samantha energy that they give off?

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

🎶 makin a list

🎶 checkin it twice

🎶 make another list

🎶 i love lists

[no @zedonarrival]

"who's vitamin c" in the comments like have you ever graduated from anything

[Ben Rector @benrector]

Me: Ready for another productive day, look out world!

Also me: What’s the deal with the Bermuda Triangle I need to read up on that right now

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i have spent the whole day. watching the human make a gingerbread house. the final touch. was a little icing dog. staring out one of the windows. now it’s a gingerbread home

[Jane Vanderburgh @janevanderburgh]

This is it. The perfect tweet

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

I...

[Jane Vanderburgh @janevanderburgh]

I am Jim and everyone else in Toronto is Dwight

[Jane Vanderburgh @janevanderburgh]

@hugartemisgirl One guy was completely BAREFOOT!

[Jane Vanderburgh @janevanderburgh]

The amount of people I watched use the plane bathroom without shoes on this eight hour flight would appall you