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[karla @amorrbravio]

a “small business” it’s ran by 2 millionaires…..

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

molly finding out she has to stay at the brooklyn toy store instead of going home with kelly clarkson

[fox @Borzlox]

i’m obsessed with the “SCRIB DOOOOON” guy from the new star wars racing game and i haven’t even played it. they’re putting pure crack in the Glup Shittos these days

[c @lesbianvaultz]

the reason why i care about this so much is mostly bc ppl think she’s genuinely just shitting on a mom-and-pop shop but it’s an expensive store owned by rich white gays 😭

[ꕤ kaeden ꕤ @wandasitcoms]

coming across twitter porn when you're not horny

[gabs @pinkzuku]

IM PEEING

[Sam™ @Sp1dersam_]

This is the best Lanterns criticism I’ve ever seen and I say this as a Lanterns fan

[cheyenne 🍉 @matter_twt]

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and exploded into 1000000 pieces mama called the doctor and the doctor said fuck am i supposed to do

[rue🍊🪏 @rue_lou]

i’m doing a challenge called octomber where the only film i watch is digger unless interrupted by a different tom cruise film

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

As I’m shaking hands with an old businessman he yanks me closer in an attempt to assert dominance but he doesn’t factor in my dainty frame so I fly towards him with such force that upon contact with his body he explodes into chunks of meat

[Gogglesvincible @Gogglesvincible]

Lanterns season 2 will be like:
John: “why do you look human”
Human kilowog: “I took a human form to make you more at ease, I know humans have trouble accepting things that look different than them”
John: “ain’t that the truth”
HalGPT: “I’m racist”

[koi @vampikoi]

did someone say pirate x mermaid yuri? #dressmaker

[Eva @favoritedvd]

In case anyone was interested

[Luna🐾🐶 @LunaEtAstrum]

this tumblr exchange gotta be one of the best things to happen to my vocabulary

[the merry wörm @zenyanna]

my opinion as a dyke is that 14yo sock who uses it/its pronouns and a deep-fried deltarune icon is not trying to strip me of the right to vote so like that's not my enemy

[a @ihcarama]

I pulled an all-nighter in 6th grade that I’m still paying for over a decade later

[katelyn @jiitzu]

ride brownies face while ice cream sucks my titties and cookies nibbles my neck