Janey

Manchester girl newly landed in Canada. Still learning the language.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i bet it feels good as hell to be a fat bear floating down the river

[hunter @3gpmh]

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Seasonal depression sounds fake until you get a random sunny day in February and you realize you've been dead inside for months

[໊ @meishato]

Thankfully, Epstein had Gmail. If he used Outlook we wouldn't have found any of these

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Whenever a pretty person is funny you just know they either have a lot of weird family shit going on or they used to be kinda fat or both

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Men with an unhealed parent wound and a functional substance use issue are the most dangerous people in society.

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

Twitter needs a button that's "bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed."

[Muted. Argue with yourself. @___inCANdescent]

In order to cook after work you really have to not sit down

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"you look stressed" thanks it’s the stress

[helen @helen]

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Ok my budget for the rest of August is $9

[loid @Iveslueur]

hurting men’s feelings by saying what they did

[Mark Reid 🇨🇦 @MarkReid42]

McDonald's coffee is better than Tim Hortons. Fight me.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

the retirement age needs to be lowered to 23 because i’ve had enough

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me coming home after being friendly and social all day

[erin chack @ErinChack]

google maps should not count towards my screen time. i’m not addicted to my phone im disoriented

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Happy birthday, Jesus.

[NIKKINOW2 2.0 🐝 @CundiffVanessa]

In honor of his upcoming birthday celebration, I will be posting, from my meme gallery, The Best of Jesus ☺️