Janice Shield

Love 80s, rock n rave and all in-between. ⚽️ is NUFC. ME I'm just a booky little nosey fact loving geeky type who loves a joke about... Never too serious 🤷‍♀️

[Janice Shield @janice_shield]

So yesterday's convo with the grandson was why had his girl hamster got got coconuts ... He was watching her in see-through tunnels. Seems pet shop mis gendered her. Now he keeps asking where his penis is FFS I dont know but im sure ill be googling it over the weekend 🤦‍♀️😆

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@BerisfordRon Same here

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@Balavage @LucyChalice Its shameful 😔

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@BerisfordRon Ha ha ha love this

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@BexBookaholic I don't read to get dates ffs I rwad instead of dates 🙃

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@MakeItFro @johnwil27669398 Don't blame tbf 🤣 im feeling the same way after that equaliser

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@karenfthompson Was there ever any doubt KT oh and congratulations 🎊

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@TerriLBenn Hope you aren't hurt

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@Ginger_Tucci Sorry just read comments

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@Ginger_Tucci Maternal Instinct on Netflix is disturbing on about an hr an a half long but worth a watch.

[Janice Shield @janice_shield]

@SavMondo How did that happen 🤦‍♀️

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@stephenRB4 10

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@BerisfordRon Just me reading into the dark side glad the pooches are both ok 👍

[Janice Shield @janice_shield]

@BerisfordRon Oh my goodness 😳 I totally got the wrong end of that stick didnt I? 🤦‍♀️

[Janice Shield @janice_shield]

@BigBearF1 For your service I thank you! I live in Stanley, not that Stanley though

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@clumsyoaf33 Exactly ive mates having a meltdown over turning 50 i mean luke tears the lot 🙄 i loved turning 50 last year.

[Janice Shield @janice_shield]

@clumsyoaf33 Eeeh nah id defo be knocking and asking for it back 🤣

[Janice Shield @janice_shield]

@staffsref @MumbrianSpinner What a woman !!