Jancie Pantsy

Raccoon lobsters: bandits of the underwater

[Jancie Pantsy @janicepants]

@Stallmaniac @SouthwestAir Same to you, I hope you're able to rebook and get at least a short vacay in

[Jancie Pantsy @janicepants]

@Stallmaniac @SouthwestAir Spent 5 hours at Chicago Midway yesterday just for a cancelled flight, then another cancelled flight today! Fingers crossed my 5am Thursday flight goes through!!

[Jancie Pantsy @janicepants]

@thewronghayley Open for a surprise

[Sam Cosner @Sacosner]

When you’re trying to find your friends at Talayna’s

[Jancie Pantsy @janicepants]

This is terrifying

[Jancie Pantsy @janicepants]

@ParkerMcCollum You realize regular life can't happen unless people wear their masks to limit the spread, right?

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

How to bunker

[Jancie Pantsy @janicepants]

"we will need a sample bark from each dog before we begin so we know who's speaking"

[Jancie Pantsy @janicepants]

Do we introduce our dogs on conference calls since they'll definitely be participating? #wfh

[Jancie Pantsy @janicepants]

Tiger King may have ruined pizza for me

[Jancie Pantsy @janicepants]

@slamitsammy Why are people buying water? That's my current confusion

[Jancie Pantsy @janicepants]

@slamitsammy 14 days quarentine plus even more at home time being sick. I guess people overestimate how much they poop. The real question is, why are more people not buying bidets??

[Jancie Pantsy @janicepants]

@RebeccaHanauer You got this!!

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

This headline is trash.
Kealia Ohai (which is her name by the way, since you didn’t even bother to mention it) is incredible entirely on her own merit and deserves to be treated as such.
Be better than this.

[Natasha Bertrand @NatashaBertrand]

he is innocent case closed

https://t.co/EqwMogoVNS

[Saint Arnold Brewing Company @SaintArnold]

RT for a chance to win this #12DaysofSaintArnold prize pack for your best friend!

[Jancie Pantsy @janicepants]

@RebeccaHanauer I was at a bar this afternoon and this bachelorette party of like 15 women came in and I audibly sighed when they sat next to us. I felt bad. I could not, in fact, handle it