Janielle Kastner

Writes plays, produces podcasts, talks to other people's dogs, loves things without a shred of irony.
@untitleddadproject (on insta)
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I don’t have language for celebrating a win this big but that’s the point of the whole episode so here goes (!!!!!): @indiewire named “CHAPTER 3: Script” of #UntitledDadProject the #1 podcast episode of 2019!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!

[IndieWire @IndieWire]

The 50 Best Podcast Episodes of 2019 https://t.co/S5g45k71VO

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@IHateJDobs Hey y’all! Is there an email I can use to send an interview request?

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Maybe the real microplastics are the gel manicures we picked off along the way.

[The Pulitzer Prizes @PulitzerPrizes]

@hannahdreier @nytimes @stillsarita @NewYorker @sarahanneconway @city_bureau @invinst @Reuters @washingtonpost @katieengelhart @NYTmag @vkaramurza @JustinCChang @latimes @thedeadhandbook @AP @YohanceLacour @propublica @js_kaplan @JustinElliott @BrettMmurphy @Amierjeski @kirstenberg Congratulations to @missebonibooth and @roundaboutnyc. #Pulitzer

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

it's Good Friday, which means it's time to share my favourite tumblr post of all time

[Lauren Groff @legroff]

There’s an email in my inbox that forces a little noise of distress out of me every time I look at it. Do I 1. Trash it like a coward and suffer the consequences, or 2. Continue to let it stab me because I’m too much of a coward to deal with it? Sadly, there is no other option.

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@arithisandthat Mine’s a toughie (!!!!) but I think our designer (https://t.co/mNuUj3D7fD) absolutely knocked it out of the park and everyone should hire him:

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They gave it to MATTY???? While Josh’s *BELOVED NANA* was watching from HEAVEN?? #GBBO

[Dallas Morning News @dallasnews]

Review: Playwright Janielle Kastner’s ‘Anne-Tig-Uh-Knee’ raises complicated issues https://t.co/VkGA6xID1Y

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@michaelwhittle idk that one’s pretty fun, I’m not deconstructing that one, it can stay.

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@michaelwhittle Which blew my mind bc like, yeah how *would* you describe a helicopter if you’d never seen one.

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@arosegregory @KaitlynSchiess okay cool cool cool thank you v much I will now think about this twice a year for the rest of my life.

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@arosegregory @KaitlynSchiess AOL LIVE CHAT.

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@arosegregory @KaitlynSchiess Wait please tell me everything about this — what did he do to Gill Thorp to anger them?? Are there traces on the internet anywhere still??

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@anniewokely Like what did we do to her.

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@anniewokely R U KIDDING ME.

It’s like we have been placed under a very specific curse, by a sorceress who controls all of pop culture and journalism.

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@hebennigatu I read somewhere that it was supposed to be a pact to get married at 30, but Roberts’ camp didn’t want her to crossing the Rubicon of playing 30+ roles yet, so they changed it to 28 for her. No idea if it’s actually true!

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

That anyone who has tasted "Turkish Delight" would sell out their brother and sisters to get some.

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@MostStrange @KevinTPorter We can honk at each other on the road!!!!!

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I make this exact joke to my husband every time we go to the Whole Foods off Bedford and shockingly he’s usually busy carrying all of the groceries to laugh as hard as I think he should. taking each of these likes personally.

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

Australian Nobu be like