Janie Locker

Seattle, WA

[Janie Locker @janielocker]

Today I traded wool socks for a car jack. @ Mt. Rainier National Park https://t.co/Cyr4sAcuvV

[Janie Locker @janielocker]

@parisreview @kingfergus Preach Barry.

[Janie Locker @janielocker]

Appropriately, my sisters forgot to wish me a happy middle child day.

[Janie Locker @janielocker]

@ann_nom happy birthday! Thanks for always being willing to swim to islands and to hide in our twin beds reading. Celebrating you today.

[Janie Locker @janielocker]

Give me shower beers or give me death.

[Southern Equality @SouthernEqual]

You have the right to marry. I you are in Mississippi or Alabama & get turned away, call our hotlines. #ALmarriage

[Janie Locker @janielocker]

There's an "excessive heat warning" for the Puget Sound region. It might reach the low 90s this weekend. Wimps.

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@LydHerr Chris? I think he's embarrassed for me. #whatever

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Officially have two bars that give me free booze. What have you done today??

[Janie Locker @janielocker]

How on earth did I end up sharing a bed with two miniature greyhounds in Seattle Washington.

[Janie Locker @janielocker]

@allieheckel @MaryMLocker Oooh... forgot to mention they can't make it...

[Janie Locker @janielocker]

Like what is a mug

[Janie Locker @janielocker]

True Life: I love raisin bran.

[Janie Locker @janielocker]

Opening day of overall season!

[Janie Locker @janielocker]

@MaryMLocker wow u are so cultured.

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@janielocker they are rocks with meat inside, in case anyone was wondering.

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Y'all!!!!! What. Are. Oysters.

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Pitchers of mimosas make me believe in miracles.

[Janie Locker @janielocker]

@LydHerr #blessed

[Janie Locker @janielocker]

Seattle is getting really really drunk.