Janine Keane

Everyday should be a holiday

[Janine Keane @janinekeane]

Imagine being one of them bell-ends filling up you car and extra jerry cans and becoming the reason there is NOW a Fuel shortage 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Janine Keane @janinekeane]

Ffs heard it all now, the Prince in Snow White is showing lack of consent by kissing her when she’s under the witches sleeping spell. What a snowflake world we are living in 🤯

[Janine Keane @janinekeane]

Neighbours who start bonfires without giving you a heads up when you have washing on the line are the worst kind of people

[Janine Keane @janinekeane]

When you’re that fat you can’t even go to the gym when they open as your gym gear is too small 😂

[Janine Keane @janinekeane]

These women protesting as they feel unsafe and they want the police to do more then they kick and spit at them?! Having these “peaceful” protests which pulls the police away from the work they should be doing, don’t make sense to me

[Janine Keane @janinekeane]

Why do men decide to shave their beards when the bathroom has just been cleaned? Do they do it on purpose just to wind you up?

[Janine Keane @janinekeane]

@TheLauraGirling Would you not like to come social distance with me 😢😆

[Janine Keane @janinekeane]

Whoever thought that “meet up to social distance” would be saying we would use 🤯 #crazyworld

[Janine Keane @janinekeane]

@joshmorton4 NO!

[Janine Keane @janinekeane]

I get so excited when someone takes the high offer 😬 #TheChase

[Janine Keane @janinekeane]

@hmunitedkingdom I hope this is a typo or these zip up PJs are very pricey 👀💰

[Janine Keane @janinekeane]

@joshmorton4 @jonbm3 😂😂😂

[Janine Keane @janinekeane]

Is it compulsory to have a beer belly if you are a professional dart player?

[Janine Keane @janinekeane]

@beckiifrank 😂😂😂 I can’t believe I’ve been singing hokey pokey for 30 odd years

[Janine Keane @janinekeane]

@beckiifrank I deleted it went redo the tweet however...

[Janine Keane @janinekeane]

He died like a dog 😂😫

[Kevin Hague @kevverage]

whoever is responsible for this deserves a medal

[Janine Keane @janinekeane]

@joshmorton4 I did the exact same guy does my head in

[Janine Keane @janinekeane]

Being a mum has brought out the best and worst in me #mumzilla 🦖

[Janine Keane @janinekeane]

@joshmorton4 Definitely wasn’t long day later and she arrived! You must have known
#daddyinstincts 💓

[Janine Keane @janinekeane]

Where’s this storm? Or has it been furloughed? 🥵